年复一年 正值花样年华的女孩们涌入纽约 Year after year. 20-something women come to New York city
追寻传说中的两个"L" in search of the two L 's
"名牌"和"爱情" Labels and love.
-没错 -他最棒了 -Yeah. -He's the best.
裙子很赞 Hot dress!
20年前 我也是她们中的一员 Twenty years ago. I was one of them.
名牌对我来说 已经是老朋友了 Having gotten the knack for labels early.
于是我专心追寻爱情 I concentrated on my search for love.
结果呢 Turns out.
在爱情方面连A货都没得挑 A knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love.
什么 你结婚了 What? You're married?
操你大爷 狗日的 你结婚了? You fucking asshole! Motherfucker, you're married?
-除非精仿 -我他妈想掐死你 -Until it is. -I fucking hate you.
所以你需要一双帮你鉴定的慧眼 That is why you need help to spot them.
很多双慧眼 Lots of help.
比如夏洛特·约克 Help also known as Charlotte York...
米兰达·霍布斯... Miranda Hobbes...
还有萨曼莎·琼斯 and Samantha Jones.
老天 瞧瞧这小翘臀 Oh, my god, look at his.
郁闷 Oh, well.
我是凯莉·布雷萧 职业撰稿人 My name is Carrie Bradshaw. And I'm a writer.
年复一年 我的单贵女友们是我的避风港 Year after year. My single girlfriends were my salvation.
而且 还当了我的饭票 And as it turns out. My meal ticket.
我从十五岁就交男朋友 I've been dating since I was 15.
我精疲力尽了 他在哪儿啊 I'm exhausted. Where is he?
夏洛特一直在寻找那个完美的他 Charlotte was looking for the perfect love.
-特雷患了阳痿 -好吧 十全九美 -Trey can't get it up. -Well. Almost perfect.
我皈依犹太教了 I'm becoming a jew.
我们不是不孕 只是怀孕有点挑战性 We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged.
-他们给了咱一个宝宝 -我们的宝宝 -They're giving us a baby. -That's our baby.
于是 哈利和夏洛特奔了中国一趟 So Charlotte and Harry journeyed to China and back...
为了他们的女儿 莉莉 for their daughter. Lily.
米兰达信仰坚韧的爱情 Miranda was a disciple of tough love.
再见 做的很爽 Bye. Great sex.
-史蒂夫 我怀孕了 -你怎么了? -Steve, I'm pregnant. -You're what?
凯莉 Carrie.
我 米兰达·霍布斯 选择你 史蒂夫·布莱迪 I, Miranda Hobbes, take you, Steve Brady...
米兰达为了布莱迪和史蒂夫 奔了布鲁克林 And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn for Brady and Steve.
谁要吃冰棍 Who wants a popsicle?
别 小屁孩 Oh, man. Boy.
萨曼莎的爱等于性 Samantha's love was sex.
欲女焚身 Lots of sex.
和我约会这家伙精液臭毙了 I'm dating a guy with the funkiest-tasting spunk.
我的米饭布丁不要了 Can I cancel my rice pudding?
这时他找到了性与爱的完美结合体 And then she found a man that combined sex and love.
我要捧红你 I'm gonna help you be a star.
是的 他感兴趣 Yes, he is interested...
所以萨曼莎为了电视明星 So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood
史密斯·杰洛德奔了好莱坞 with television star Smith Jerrod.
至于我 我的目标比较大 As for me. I was looking for something big.
上车 Get in.
大人物 Mr. Big.
结果当大爱如山倒 turns out when that big love comes along.
绝非易事 It's not always easy.
告诉我 我是你的命中注定 Just tell me I'm the one.
在我生命的所有篇章中 And despite all the other chapters of my life...
没有谁是不可承受之重 直到... no one was ever quite big enough until
凯莉 你就是我的命中注定 Carrie, you're the one.
就这样 我爱了 And just like that. I was.
出了三本书 过去了三年 Three books and three years later...
我们骨子里还是那四个单贵女生 we still feel like those four single girls.
虽然时光匆匆流逝 And even though time had moved us on...
我依然保持着最初的心境 I managed to stay exactly where I was
爱着 In love.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
丫头 我有预感这次不错的 I got a good feeling about this one, kid.
希望如此 我一直喜欢这个街区 Oh, I hope so. I've always loved this block.
3楼C室 Hi, 3c?
在纽约找到一间如意的公寓 Finding the perfect apartment in New York city...
和找到如意郎君一样 是场持久战 is like finding the perfect partner. It can take years.
-这是看过的第几间了 -33 -So how many is this? -Thirty-three.
幸运33 Lucky 33.
最糟糕的 我刚给你留了言 The worst. I just left you a message.
这里就是厨房 And the kitchen's through here.
那是房间里视野最好的窗户 That's the window with the best view.
要不去34号 幸运34 Thirty-four? Lucky 34?
哪里有待售房 通知我们哦 Well, if anything else opens up, let us know.
我们很喜欢这幢楼 We're very interested in this building.
我手头确实还有一套 I do have another apartment
还没有公开出售 that's not even on the market yet.
想看看吗 Care to take a look?
-当然 -当然 -Sure. -Sure.
那请吧 All right, then.
价格远远高于你们的预算 It's more than you were looking to pay.
-有多高 -很高 -How much more? -More.
原来阳光都跑这儿来了 So this is where they keep the light.
上帝啊 Oh, my god.
我升天了 来到了人间天堂 I have died and gone to real-estate heaven.
简单的两人小窝 Just a simple home for two.
顶楼的露台那边 And across the rooftop terrace...
是什么 天堂吗 What, Nirvana?
哈啰 我住这呢 Hello. I live here.
您妻子真有幽默感啊 Your wife has quite a sense of humor.
-他们还没有结婚 -他是我男朋友 -They're not married. -He's my boyfriend.
这边请 This way.
做你男朋友我是不是太老了点儿 Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?
意见采纳 现在开始 你就是我的男颜知己 Point taken. From now on, you'll be my man-friend.
-怎么听起来像只狗 -本来就是嘛 -That sounds like a dog. -Well, if the shoe fits...
这里是主卧 And this is the master bedroom.
丑死了 我讨厌这里 我可怜的眼睛 It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes.
-这么好的房子居然待售 -万恶的离婚咯 -How is this place even available? -Nasty divorce.
都住这儿了 还折腾什么 If you live here, what is there to fight about?
我现在知道他们为什么离婚了 Well, now I understand the divorce.
我给你改个好衣橱 I can build you a better closet.
欢迎回家 宝贝 Welcome home, baby.
我们...我们买得起吗 Can...? Can we afford this?
我搞定 I got it.
好 签合约吧 Okay, let's sign some contracts.
我搞定 就完了 I got it. Just like that. you know...
"我搞定" 就像买杯咖啡什么的那么轻松 "I got it" just Like he was picking up a check for coffee or something
太完美了 It sounds perfect.
除了那衣橱 不过大人物说会改造 Except for the closet, which Big says he can redo.
他还说 厨房需要重装一下 And he says the kitchen needs work.
当然 那方面我完全菜鸟 Of course, I don't know about that
因为我把毛衣放橱柜里 because I keep sweaters in my stove.
所以他买下来 你就和他同居咯 So he bought it and you'll live there with him.
对 住一起了 没错 Yes, together. That's right.
可房是他的 所以你还留着自己的公寓喽? But he'll own it, so you're keeping your own place, right?
我还没琢磨这些呢 但是没错 我是个聪明人 I haven't figured out the details, but yes I'm a smart girl.
一定能想出个两全其美的办法来 And I'm sure I'll figure out something that I'm comfortable with.
我就是想确定在这方面你也没犯糊涂 I just wanna be sure that you're being smart here.
你真好 我爱你 And I love you for that.
但是现在 你能不能别替我担心了 But for now, can't you stop worrying for me...
闭上眼睛享受吧 你无法抗拒 嫉妒 and just go ahead and feel what I want you to feel, jealous?
嫉妒我吧 Oh jealous of me living
嫉妒我搬到曼哈顿的美景阁楼里吧 in this gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan.
-好吧 我嫉妒 -谢谢 -All right, I'm jealous. -Thanks.
你住在人间天堂 我住在布鲁克林 You live in real-estate heaven and I live in Brooklyn.
纽约杂志说布鲁克林是新的曼哈顿 New York magazine said Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.
甭管谁写的 肯定住在布鲁克林 Whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.
她在那儿呢 好莱坞一姐 Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood.
淑女 Oh, lady. Hi.
-路上顺利么 -棒极了 -How was your flight? -Fabulous.
-我们进去吧 我激动死了 -我们要看 Let's go in. I'm so excited. Show us.
这是个难得的场合 It was a rare occasion that brought
聚集了纽约各型各类的女性 all types of New York women together.
抱歉 Sorry.
布莱尔·艾尔肯由服务生摇身变成模特 Blair Eikenn was a waitress turned model
变成演员 turned actress
再变成亿万富翁女朋友 turned billionaire's girlfriend who came home one night
结果一夜之间悲剧性的变成流落街头 to find herself unceremoniously turned out on the street.
如今的她开始了终极大复仇 And now she was getting the ultimate breakup revenge
一个有点难堪的公开拍卖会 An embarrassing and very public auction...
拍卖甜蜜期里他送她的所有珠宝 of all the jewelry he had given her when they were happy.
在这呢 我的宝贝儿 There it is. My baby.
真是个尤物 Oh, she's a beauty.
我在目录里发现它的时候就对史密斯说 When I saw it in the catalog, and I said to Smith,
这只花戒就是我的化身 This flower ring is the essence of me.
独一无二 风华绝代 One of a kind, filled with fire.
-还有点过分招摇 -正解 -And a little too much. -Exactly.
我们去挥霍好莱坞挣来的血汗钱吧 Let's go spend some of my hard-earned Hollywood money.
39号拍卖品 花戒 And now lot 39, the flower ring.
到它了 That's it.
这件物品的起拍价是一万美金 请出价 We'd like to start the bidding on this at $10, 000, please.
一万美金...谢谢您 女士 一万 At ten-thousand doll... Thank you, madam. At 10, 000.
一万五千 现在是一万五千美金 Fifteen thousand. At $15, 000.
她在用电话替人叫价 Hey, she's bidding for somebody on the phone.
-这不公平 -贱货 -That's not fair. -Bitch.
开掐了 The gloves are off.
三万美金 有人竞价吗 三万五 At $30, 000. Now it's against you. Thirty-five thousand.
-我工作那么努力 该归我 -四万美金 -I work hard, I deserve this. -At 40, 000 now.
有人叫四万吗 四万美金 谢谢 At 40? forty thousand? Forty thousand, thank you.
四万五 现在是四万五千美金 有人加价到五万吗 Forty-five thousand. At $45, 000. Now 50, 000?
他妈的五万! Fifty fucking thousand.
五万了 有叫五万五吗 竞价五万五千美金 At 50, 000. Fifty-five thousand? At $55, 000 against you.
你是否加价到六万 Would you like to say 60?
美丽的女士要加价到六万吗 Sixty to our colorful bidder? At 60, 000?
我的预算是五万 I draw the line at 50.
我以为拍卖会更有意思 I thought this auction would be more fun,
结果有点伤感 but it's kind of sad.
谁说不是 Isn't it?
我以为就我伤感呢 因为我认识她 I thought it was just sad for me because I know her.
但确实挺伤感的哈 But it really is sad, huh?
搞笑的是他们以前那么幸福 And it's funny because they were so happy.
-是啊 突然梦醒了 -就是说 对吧 -Yeah, till they weren't. -I know, right?
我们都叫她结婚 她就是不听 We all told her to get married but she didn't wanna listen.
他之前结过三次婚 He'd been married three times before
所以她就任他去了 so she let it ride...
然后有天晚上回到家 and then she came home one night
他把她关在了门外 and he had locked her out.
她连住的地方都没有 She didn't even have anywhere to live.
真是丢死人了 过了十年了 Such a shame. After 10 years.
直到坠入情网之前 She was a smart girl...
她都是个聪明的女人 till she fell in love.
我在考虑... I'm thinking...
卖了我的公寓 l'm going to sell my apartment...
把钱投到第五大道的天堂 and put the money towards heaven on 5th.
为什么 你喜欢自己的公寓啊 Why? You love your apartment.
是啊 但是新家里地方挺大的 I know, but there's plenty of room in the new place and...
而且我... And besides, I...
我希望我们能在那里安家 I want to make us a life there.
我希望它是属于我们两个的 You know, I... I want it to be ours.
是我们的啊 我买给我们俩的 It is ours. I bought it for us.
那再好不过了 但还是你买的 And that's so amazing, but you bought it.
所以事实上还是你的房子... So really it's your place and...
而且一旦有什么变动... if anything were to happen...
会有什么变动 What's going to happen?
我得留个心眼啊 Come on, I have to be smart here.
我们还没结婚 法律上我没有... We're not married, I'd have no legal rights...
对这个家 我没有 you know, to to this home that I built
所有权的 with you.
想结婚么 Did you wanna get married?
我没...考虑过有这个可能 Well, I didn't... I didn't think that was an option.
如果有这个可能呢 What if it was an option?
怎么会 你...你想结婚了吗 Why? What, do you wanna get married?
我不介意和你结婚 I wouldn't mind being married to you.
你介意和我结婚吗 Would you mind being married to me?
不会 只要...只要你有这个打算的话 No. no, not if... not if that's what you wanted.
我是说...那么...你要结婚吗 I mean, is...? Is that what you want?
我要你 I want you.
所以... So...
那... So...?
真的吗 我们...我们要结婚吗? Really? We're...? We're getting married?
我们结婚吧 We're getting married.
-要钻戒吗 -不 不用 -Should we get you a diamond? -No, no.
给我做个超大号的衣帽间就成 Just get me a really big closet.
前两天晚上 我和大在讨论... So the other night big and I were talking about...
你们知道啦 住一起啊 未来啊什么的... you know, moving in together and our future...
而且 有了划时代的...大进展 and, you know, what makes sense as we move forward and...
就是... well...
我们决定结婚了 we decided to get married.
-我听不见了 -我好激动啊 -And I'm deaf. -I'm so excited!
-别人都看着呢 -抱歉 -Everybody is looking. -Sorry!
朋友们 我很抱歉 I'm so sorry, everyone...
这是我的朋友 她刚刚订婚了 but this is my friend and she just got engaged.
她和这个男人交往了整整10年了啊 And she has been going out with the man for 10 years.
我囧 I'm mortified.
我的耳朵嗡嗡地响 There is literally a ringing in my ear.
这个大消息要飘洋过海 And the big news was about to go bicoastal.
萨曼莎·琼斯 Samantha Jones.
我做了个小决定 我希望你听了会高兴 Well, I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about.
甜心 你终于打肉毒杆菌了 Oh, honey, you finally got Botox.
没 我没打那个 No, I did not get Botox.
我和你说吧 凯莉 你会爱死它的 I'm telling you, Carrie, you're gonna love it.
我电话... I did not call...
-不是说肉毒杆菌的 -说说而已嘛 -To talk about botox. -Well, I'm just saying.
就在上个星期... So last week...
拍卖会之后 我开始替自己做打算 after the auction. I started thinking about my options.
-好事 -然后呢... -Right. -And, um...
我和大人物决定结婚了 Well, Big and I decided to get married.
-真的 -是啊 -Really? -Yeah.
那挺好 Well, that's great.
说到肉毒杆菌你还要激动些 You sounded more excited about the botox.
亲爱的 我为你感到高兴的 Honey, I am excited for you,
但是你知道我这个人 but you know me.
我都不信婚姻这档子事的 I don't really believe in marriage.
相反的 肉毒杆菌还要可靠些 Now, botox, on the other hand, that works every time.
亲爱的 我得挂了 Honey, I... I gotta go.
下礼拜我回来以后再聚吧 We can catch up when I'm in town next week.
我承认我被吓到了 I think I was in shock.
我是说 是你要结婚 I mean. It's you getting married.
这可不是路人甲 是你啊 This is not some random person, it's you.
听着呢 Yeah, I hear you.
我觉得结束了艾登那段乱七八糟的事 I thought that after that big mess with Aidan,
你是不会再想结婚的 You'd never wanna get married.
所以我把你归入"打死不结婚"这类人里了 So I put you in my "we're never getting married" file.
现在我不得不给你重新归类 Now I'm gonna have to take you out of that file.
不好意思让你倒来倒去的归类 Well, I'm sorry about all the extra paperwork.
等着收我的账单吧 You'll get my bill.
萨曼莎 这一次真的很特别 Samantha, it just feels so different this time.
没有俗不可耐和单膝跪地 You know, there is no cliche romantic kneeing on one knee
就只是... It's just...
两个成年人决定 two grownups making a decision
以后要在一起过日子而已 about spending their lives together.
好吧 我真替你高兴 Well, I'm happy for you.
对了 还有件事 Oh, and hey, one more thing.
我想你来做伴娘 I want you to be maid of honor.
意下如何呢 How do you feel about that?
参考你对肉毒杆菌的感受 The same with you feel about botox.
既痛苦又多余 Painful and unnecessary.
74 75 76个客人 74, 75, 76. Seventy-six guests.
75个要好些 Seventy-five sounds better.
75人出席的迷你婚礼 A small wedding of 75 guests.
吹76支萧 没毛病 请76个客人 有毛病 Seventy-six trombones, yes. Seventy-six guests, no.
夏洛特送我的生日礼物是... As a wedding gift. Charlotte had given me...
安东妮·马兰蒂诺 朋友兼职婚礼策划 Anthony Marantino. Friend and wedding planner.
好吧 All right.
我看看... Well, that's...
冷血 我喜欢 希望到了决定 Cutthroat. I love it. I hope you're this decisive...
结婚地点和礼服的时候也能这么果断 when it comes to location and the dress.
我找到礼服了 I found the dress.
-什么 啥时候 -是啊 前几天 我买了 -What? When? -Yeah, the other day. I have it.
-我好期待 -我好激动 -This is gonna be good. -I am so excited.
好的 Okay.
就是这件 Here it is.
我要的就是你们这个反应 That was the exact reaction I was aiming for.
挺漂亮的 就是...太简单了 It's pretty, but it's... it's so simple.
简单就是美 It's simple and classic.
我一看到它 我就想 When I saw it, I thought,
嫁给大人物就穿它了 that is what I should marry big in.
-谁设计的 什么牌子呢 -杂牌 -Well, who's it by? What's the label? -No one.
我在一间成衣店找到的 I found it at a vintage shop.
穿着杂牌礼服的新娘 The bride wore a dress by no one.
哎呀 我会给它改一下 Oh, come on, you know I'm gonna merchandise it up...
-配双时髦的鞋子 -好 -Style it up with some shoes. Right.
邀请函都比这衣服漂亮 The invitation is fancier than the dress.
-我可听见了 -就是说给你听的 -I heard that. -I meant you to.
偷偷吃哦 Don't tell anyone.
终极剩女 凯莉·布雷萧今秋 the ultimate single gal. Carrie Bradshaw.
将踩着马诺洛的高跟 Will be married in Manolos...
下嫁纽约金融巨头约翰·詹姆斯·普莱斯顿 to New York financier John James Preston come fall.
我们结婚的消息上了第六版 Our wedding's on page six.
谁登那个上去的啊 Who would put that in there?
向所有的单身女性们宣告 proving to single gals everywhere
40岁也有春天 That there can be a happy ending over 40.
-凯莉 -恭喜你 -Carrie. -Congratulations.
貌似无论我走到哪儿 It seemed everywhere I went.
那儿的人都看过第六版 People had seen page six.
包括意想不到的那些人 Even people you didn't expect.
比如《Vogue》的编辑 伊妮德 Like my Vogue editor. Enid.
我们要做年度分年龄段特刊 We're putting together our annual age issue...
我们想由你做40岁年龄段的 and we'd like you to do 40.
-好的 要我访问谁 -不是 -Great. Who am I interviewing? -No.
是你 40岁的素材 You. You are 40.
我想把你作为杂志这次40岁女性的原型 I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old...
这里有个很棒的破折号--新娘 And here's the brilliant twist. Bride.
等等 我...要上杂志吗 Wait, I'm... I would be in the magazine?
穿着新娘礼服 这可是千载难逢的好机会啊 In bridal couture. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity...
给你一周时间做个虚伪的思想斗争... so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and...
然后点头 just say yes.
伊妮德 我真的很受宠若惊 但说实话我... Enid, I am so very flattered, but honestly, l...
凯莉《Vogue》御用设计师 Carrie, Vogue designers.
《Vogue》御用摄影师 Vogue photographers.
《Vogue》御用彩妆 Vogue airbrushing.
点头 说好 Nod your head. Yes.
谢谢 会很轰动的 Thank you. It will be a sensation.
我们打算把主题定为"最后一个单身女郎" We're calling it "the last single girl."
最后一个还排不到我头上吧 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl.
对 但是对于女人来说40岁是 No, but 40 is the last age a woman
是穿婚纱最后的年龄 can be photographed in a wedding gown...
不像黛安·阿勃斯的作品一样毫无美感 without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
我以为特刊主题是"不管几岁都很美" I thought the issue was "great style at every age."
美 没错 新娘 没戏 Style, yes. Bride, no.
和往常的星期三一样 Just your typical Wednesday.
和老朋友聚聚 比如斯坦福·布拉奇 Hanging out with old friends like Stanford Blatch...
还有新朋友王薇薇(著名华裔时装设计师) and new friends like vera wang.
对于一个没有新娘基因的人来说 She's looking at home for someone
她算相当放得开了 who didn't think she had the bride gene.
我猜因为上对花轿 Well, I guess with the right man...
还穿对婚纱 And the right dress.
人家结婚的时候也要穿这么美的 When I get married, I'm wearing something like that
只是大一号 only bigger.
漂亮 性感 Beauty. Hot.
以及卡罗琳娜·海莱拉 (以下均为顶级设计师品牌) And Carolina Herrera.
不很出彩 但是挺美的 做得好 Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful. Good work.
克里斯汀·拉克鲁瓦 And Christian Lacroix.
郎万 And Lanvin.
迪奥 And Dior.
奥斯卡·德拉伦塔 And Oscar de la Renta.
最后是薇薇恩·韦斯特伍德 And finally. Vivienne Westwood.
一套特别到 A dress so special...
让最不相信婚姻的女人 it could bring a wedding tear
为之落泪的婚纱 from even the most unbelieving of women.
之后 奇迹发生了 And then. The impossible happened.
亲爱的凯莉 我看了《Vogue》给你拍的婚纱照 Dear Carrie, I saw your photo from theVogue shoot.
这件婚纱属于你 薇薇恩·韦斯特伍德 This dress belongs to you. Vivienne Westwood
就这样... And just like that...
薇薇恩·韦斯特伍德完胜可爱小礼服 Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass.
靠靠 Lean?
全纽约市还在图书馆借书的人 Are you the last person in New York still
就剩你了吧 taking out library books?
我喜欢这味道 I love the smell.
这书有年头了 Oh. That's an oldie.
名人的情书 第一卷 Love letters of great men. Volume one.
-有我的吗 -没有 -Oh, am I in there? -No, no.
但你的同学倒是榜上有名 But some of your classmates are,
伏尔泰 拿破仑什么的 like Voltaire, Napoleon.
小姐 你需要配副老花镜了 Young lady, you need to get glasses.
不要 戴你的就行 No, I don't. I have yours.
好吧 拿破仑的这篇 Okay, here's Napoleon.
我亲爱的约瑟芬 My dearest Josephine,
你的一颦一笑将我从睡梦中托起 I wake consumed with thoughts of you.
典型的小人 赤裸裸地表白 Typical short guy. Gives it all away upfront.
看这个干嘛 Why are you reading this?
为我的新书做素材 It's research for my new book.
-什么题材的 -爱情 -Oh. what's it about? -Love.
我以前都写寻找爱情的题材 I used to write about finding love.
现在我想改写 Now I wanna write about
找到真爱后的题材 what happens after you've found it.
有意思 Interesting.
-什么样的续集 -且听下回分解 -What happens? -Mm. Stay tuned.
听这篇 贝多芬的 Oh, here, listen. It's Beethoven.
念吧 路德维格(贝多芬) Bring it, Ludwig.
你就这样占据了我的思念 我永恒的爱人 my thoughts go out to you, my immortal beloved.
没有你 我在爱的世界里寸步难行 I can live only wholly with you or not at all.
写得好 Good stuff.
要沉静 我的生命 我的一切 Be calm my life, my all.
因为只有沉静地思索我们的存在 Only by calm consideration of our existence...
才能完成我们共同生活的目标 can we achieve our purpose to live together.
要继续爱着我 Oh, continue to love me.
那颗最忠诚的爱你的心永远不会迷失 Never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.
永远属于你 永远属于我 永远是我们的 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.
你有给我写过情书吗 Have you ever written me a love letter?
情传真算数么 Does a love fax count?
我啥时候收到过情传真啊 When have I ever gotten a love fax?
-我确定某一天我的秘书给你发过 -好吧 -Oh, I'm sure my secretary sent you one at some point. -Yeah.
说什么好呢 宝贝 这不是我的风格 What can I tell you, baby? It's not my style.
况且 这些人不写不行啊 Besides, those guys had to write.
因为战争或是很远的距离 They were separated from their loves...
与爱人分隔两地 by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles.
而我就在这里 I'm right here.
哈啰 Hello.
-你让我感到幸福 -得了 留着写情书里 -You make me very happy. -Yeah. Put it in writing.
为了筹备结婚而脑袋昏昏 With my mind prenuptially preoccupied.
我成了久拖不还的借书人 I became delinquent with my library books.
这下《呼啸山庄》的悲剧爱情 So now the tragic love stories of Wuthering Heights and
和《爱情故事》赚得就不仅仅是眼泪了 love story were going to cost me more than a few tears.
请问 婚礼怎么走 Excuse me, which way is the wedding?
楼上 Up the stairs.
完美 It was perfect.
大人物和我将在纽约古老的地标举行婚礼 Big and I would be married in the classic New York landmark...
这里封藏了所有的伟大爱情故事 that housed all the great love stories.
服务生怎么还没拿账单来 Where is the waiter with the check?
米兰达 别着急 玛格达还没吃完呢 Jeez, Miranda, relax. Magda hasn't even finished yet.
回家我还有个简报要做 I still have a brief to work on when I get home.
-我要上厕所 -我带他去 -I have to go to the bathroom. -I'll take him.
谢谢 玛格达 Thank you, Magda.
咱们去洗洗小脸蛋 走吧 宝贝 We're gonna wash that beautiful face. Come, darling.
干嘛 What?
我们不能让这么勤快的保姆连顿饭都吃不完 We can't let the hard-Working nanny finish her supper?
对不起 我很累 布莱迪五点就把我弄醒了 I'm sorry, I'm exhausted. Brady woke me up at 5 a.m.
-他也把我弄醒了 -好嘛 -Hey, he woke me up too. -Yeah.
得禁止布莱迪和我们一起睡了 We gotta stop letting Brady come into our bed.
你的上嘴唇沾了牛奶 You got milk on your top lip.
又怎么了 What now?
-你好像总是在挑我的刺 -我没有 -It's like you're always criticizing me. -I am not.
你想没人提醒你 You wanna go through life with foam
嘴巴上挂着奶泡过一辈子吗 On your lip and no one ever telling you?
有话和我说么 Anything you wanna tell me?
有什么要告诉我的吗 Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me?
等等 别先高潮 Wait. Wait. Don't come already.
等下 换你在上面 No, wait. Get on top.
赶快完事得了 Let's just get it over with.
我是说还有四个半小时就该起床了 I mean, we gotta get up in four and a half hours.
我们都没性生活 你还让我快点 We never have sex and you wanna get it over with?
史蒂夫 我们有性生活 Steve, we have sex.
那上次咱们做爱是什么时候了 When was the last time we had sex?
那时候还有积雪好吧 There was snow on the ground.
-你们多久做一次爱 -做爱 -How often do you guys have sex? -Sex.
-米兰达 拜托 -干嘛 -Miranda, please. -What?
她才3岁 不懂那是什么意思 She's 3. She doesn't know what it means.
我41了 也还是不懂啊 I'm 41 and I still don't know what it means.
我明白 但她什么都学着说啊 I know, but she is repeating everything.
要是知道八卦聚会还有口禁 If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on lockdown,
我才不飞3000里回来呢 I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles.
别啊 我们可以聊 就是别提那个词 No, we can talk. Let's just not use that word.
好嘛 你们多久做一次 Fine. How often do you guys?
-画 -谢谢 -Color? -Thank you.
我永远画不够 I can't color enough.
我可以没日没夜地作画 I could color all day every day.
只要在兴头上 我会用掉最后一只画棒 If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
收到 你喜欢作画 We get it. You love to color.
问这个干嘛 Why are you asking?
昨天晚上 我和史蒂夫在作画 我快要... Well, last night Steve and I were coloring, and I was just
高潮 不好意思 这不是没词换嘛 about to...come. I'm sorry, there's no crayon equivalent.
然后他想换体位 我就说 And he wanted to switch positions, and I said,
赶快完事得了 let's just get it over with.
-他老是想更持久些 -这不好么 -He kept trying to make it last longer. -This is bad?
你有个全职工作就不好 It is when you have a full-time job.
我有啊 I have a full-time job.
但你没有5岁小孩 You don't also have a 5-year-old,
约会和家长会 play dates, PTA meetings...
养老院还住着个日益痴呆的婆婆 and a mother-in-law in a rest home with advancing Alzheimer's.
我们只是在一个无画期 We're just going through a no-coloring phase.
-反反复复的不是吗 -每家不一样的 -It comes and goes, right? -Every couple is different.
我和哈利每周做两三次 Harry and I make love two, three times a week.
很好 我更囧了 Great, now I feel worse.
你们上一次是什么时候 Well, when was the last time for you?
-半年前 -神啊 -Six months ago. -Oh, my.
听起来挺久远 It sounds long.
-但...那是冷淡期 -还用说 -But... but that's a dry spell. -I bet it is.
凯莉 你和大人物呢 Hey, Carrie. what about you and big?
真是的 我都说了 快 Come on. I told. Tell.
但是透露一点 But I will tell you this.
大作画的时候 When big colors...
很少按常理出牌 he rarely stays inside the lines.
你真是帮了大忙 Well, this has been very helpful.
约翰 John?
过来 Come here.
完全没有牌理可言 Totally outside the lines.
投递到史密斯·杰洛德的公司 Well, send it to Smith Jerrod at the office address.
我得挂了 要忙--起来了 I gotta go. Something just came up.
-有礼物送你 -现在看来 我喜欢 -I got a gift for you. -So far, I like it.
怎么会... How'd...?
对了 拍卖会上用电话竞拍的是你 Wait. That was you on the phone at the auction.
我早知道你有多想要它 I knew how much you wanted it.
但我本打算自己买的 But I was gonna buy it for myself.
我想送给你 Well, I wanted to give it to you.
周年纪念品 For our anniversary.
我们相识在五年前的今天 We met five years ago today.
对啊 Right.
喜欢吗 Do you like it?
只是确定一下 这是个有钻石的戒指 Well, just to be clear, this is a ring with diamonds...
-不是那种钻戒对吧 -对 -It's not a diamond ring, right? -Yeah.
如果是这样 我喜欢 Well, in that case, I love it.
这是我发现的第二件宝贝 在你那里 It's my second favorite thing I've ever found in there.
我的礼物比较口头的 Now, my gift is a little bit more oral.
-宝贝 我得睡觉了 -睡觉 才七点半 -Babe, I have to go to bed. -Bed? It's 7:30.
明天早上六点前我要到摄影棚 I have to be at the studio by 6 a.m.
那之前我必须健身 And I need to get a workout in before that.
看吧 事就是这么挑起来的 You see, this is how it starts.
还有就是 Next thing you know,
现在每个星期我们才做三四次爱 we're only having sex three or four times a week.
萨曼莎就这样知道她有了个新邻居 And that is how Samantha learned she had a new neighbor.
从那天起 夜复一夜 From then on. Night after night...
当史密斯睡他的美容觉时 while Smith got his beauty sleep...
萨曼莎发现了比看电视节目 Samantha found something more interesting
更过瘾的真人秀 to watch than TiVo.
-继续走 -好 -Keep going. -Okay.
-不许偷看 -好 -Keep them closed. -Okay.
到了 睁眼吧 Okay. Open them.
双开门 Double doors.
目前为止很不错 So far, so good.
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
-先生 你让我得意忘形了 -喜欢吗 -Oh, you did me proud, mister. -You like it?
喜欢吗 like it?
第一眼就爱死了 It's love at first sight.
天啊 Oh, my.
对了 这个 Here. Wait.
拿着 Hold this.
这下我相信自己不是在做梦 Now I believe this is all really happening.
真难相信你的公寓这么快就卖出去了 I can't believe your apartment sold so fast.
-这是个预兆 -对 预兆当初我定价太低 -It's a sign. -Yeah, it's a sign I priced it too low.
是外卖 你给他们开下门 Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz them in?
钱在桌上 And money's on the table.
我开始收拾衣橱了 I'm gonna get started on the closet.
17年差不多能弄完 I should be done in about 17 years.
好滴 all right
粉色便利贴是"留" Pink posted Take.
紫色"扔" 黄色"装箱" Purple Toss. Yellow Storage.
你们真是我的好姐妹 Oh, you're very good friends.
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
真难以置信 莉莉 快看谁来了 是莎婶婶 I can't believe it. Lily, look who it is. Aunt Samantha.
你怎么出现了 What are you doing here?
这里真他妈乱得可以了 A lot of shit went down in this place.
同志们要提提神了 Attention must be paid.
哇噻 香槟 Really, champagne.
-记得这曲子吧 -当然 -Remember this? -Oh, yeah.
萨曼莎在秀80年代最好的歌 While Samantha put on the best of the '80s...
我在秀最丑的衣服 I put on the worst.
香蕉发夹 Banana clip.
出局 过关 出局 Toss Take Toss
继续 Work it.
麦当娜 Madonna.
过关 出局 出局 Take Toss Toss
没劲 No fun.
过关 过关 过关 Take Take Take
用了我们4个花了3天时间 It took four friends three days...
将我这20年 分装进38个箱 to put 20 years into 38 boxes.
明天我跑去看你妈妈的时候 While I run over to see your mother tomorrow...
要不你自己带布莱迪去第一个生日聚会 Maybe you could take Brady by the first Birthday Party alone.
然后我们在双胞胎的派对上碰头 And then I'll meet you at the twins' party,
然后你走人 6点前到酒吧 And you can leave and be at the bar by 6.
怎么了 What's the matter?
我和别的女人上床了 I had sex with someone else.
而你让我那么吃惊... And you're so amazing...
我也不知道我怎么会做出这种事来 and I don't know how I could do that to you.
你和我很久都没有做爱了 而我... You and I hadn't had sex in a really long time and I...
天啊 God.
没有任何意义 就那么一次 It didn't mean anything. It just happened once.
可这一直在折磨着我 And it's been killing me.
折磨着你 It's killing you?
事情就那么发生了 It just happened.
我...我... I... I...
我 我没走脑子 I... I... I wasn't thinking.
不要 跟着我 Do not follow me.
史考特 下去 Scout, off.
米兰达 我还是我 Miranda, it's still me.
是吗 Is it?
史蒂夫 有点儿难以置信 Steve. I just... I can't believe it.
-我也觉得 -真让人伤心 -That's what I said. -Yes, it's sad.
我可不会在没选好地方之前 But I'm not gonna make it any sadder
委屈自己在一个破酒店里 by staying at a bad hotel...
让情况变得更糟糕 能把盐递给我吗 while I look for a place. Could you pass the salt?
还有我必须住在下城 还得离布鲁克林不远 Plus, I have to be downtown and close to Brooklyn.
我们尽量减少对 We're gonna keep Brady's life
布莱迪生活上的影响 as normal as we possibly can.
轮到我的时候我带孩子 I'm gonna have him on my days
轮到史蒂夫就他带 and Steve will have him on his...
然后玛格达在之间来回走 and Magda will shuttle back and forth between.
我不知道该不该问这话 Well, I don't really know if this question is allowed...
史蒂夫什么反应 but how is Steve handling this?
他说自己痛不欲生 恳求我原谅他 Says he's devastated, begs me to forgive him.
根本没戏 看都不想多看他一眼 It's not gonna happen. I can barely even look at him.
米兰达 亲爱的 你真打算要这么做吗 Miranda, honey, are you sure you wanna do this?
就一次啊 人无完人嘛 It's just one time. Anyone can have a slip.
就算我能够接受这种辩解 you know even if I could get my mind around that justification,
但他骗了我 It's the cheating part.
背着我做这种事 破坏了我们之间的信任 The behind-my-back part, the violation of the trust.
这才是折磨我的地方 That's what's killing me.
谢谢你这么忠诚 Thank you for being you.
那个礼拜夏洛特和哈利做了四次 Charlotte made love to Harry four times that week.
好的 婚礼倒计时 Okay. Wedding crunch time.
咱们要好好商量一下 We need to get really serious here.
好吧 马上来 地产中介给咱们来了封邮件 Okay, not now. I just got an e-mail from our contractor.
他又催咱们尽快入住呢 He's pushed the move-in date yet again.
-我要回信告诉...-不 不 不要 -I gotta write this guy and... -No, no, no.
不要 先结婚后签合同 好吗 No. Wedding before contractor, all right?
除非你想邀请他 Unless you're planning to invite him,
做第201名嘉宾 which would make the guest list 201.
200人? 天啊 凯莉 怎么又加人了 Two hundred? Jesus, Carrie, it went up again?
-那婚纱啊 -你不是说75人吗 -It's the dress. -You said 75 people.
该怎么说呢 How can I explain this?
你看 Look...
你打扑克 是吧 you play poker, right?
婚纱让筹码翻番了 Well, the dress upped the ante.
婚礼誓言你准备的怎么样了 How you doing on your vows?
提醒你一下哦 now just to remind you.
你会在一大堆人面前念出来的 you'll be saying these in front of a lot of people,
所以压力会很大哦 so the pressure is really on.
好了 起来吧 让我弄完这个 快 All right, up. I have to finish this. up.
-干嘛啊 -没时间弄这个了 -Hey. -I don't have time for this.
你都没把这个当回事啊 You're not taking it seriously.
是 没错 我没有 马戏团啊 No, no, I'm not. It is a circus.
200个嘉宾? Two hundred people?
6张纸的名单? Page six?
这是我第三次结婚了 This is my third marriage.
你觉得这让我看起来像什么 How do you think that makes me look?
我以为 这不会有什么问题的 I didn't know that was even an issue.
那你为什么不早点儿说呢 So why didn't you say anything sooner?
-这全是你想要的 -是的 -You wanted all of this. -Well, yeah.
-可你不愿意...-我要你 -But don't you want...? -I want you.
我只要你 That's what I want.
我本打算去领个证就完事了 I could have just gone down to city hall.
我觉得现在要取消的话有点晚了 I think it's too late for city hall now.
不是的 我不是那个意思 Well, no, I wasn't suggesting that...
只是随口说说 I was just saying.
看吧 这幅表情... See, that's the face...
是我一直努力想避免的 l've been trying to avoid.
到这来 Come here.
你是最好的男颜知己 You're a great man-friend.
不久之后 就到婚礼前夜 And soon. It was the night before the big day.
他们来了 There they are.
我知道伴娘在彩排晚宴的 Now, I know it's tradition at the rehearsal dinner...
一个传统节目 for the maid of honor
就是揭发新娘的囧事 to reveal embarrassing things about the bride.
但在我们这个圈子 从来没这么八卦 But in our group, we never kiss and tell.
所以我打算敬新郎一杯酒 So I'd like to make a toast to the groom.
这一套他早就听过了 There's a word he's heard before.
-那家伙是谁来着 -卡尔 公司的合伙人 -Who's that guy again? -Karl. He's a partner at the firm.
卡尔真是个混蛋 Karl's kind of a jerk.
俗话说得好 事不过三 You know what they say, three time's a charm.
土鳖 老娘正在发言呢 Hey, dickwad, I'm speaking.
-好样的 萨曼莎 -好 -Yeah, Samantha. -Yeah.
有一段时间 Now, there were times
我们对这位英俊的男士还有所怀疑 when we had our doubts about this gorgeous man.
但是在经过了 But after careful observation
长达数百年的仔细观察后 over the last hundred years...
我的疑虑消失了 my doubts are over.
所以 在这里我们敬新郎 So here's to the groom...
祝贺这个终于被凯莉"抓牢"的男人 a man who finally got "Carrie-D" away.
希望如此啊 约翰 Here's hoping, John.
这他妈混蛋 谢谢 That is a jackass. Here.
-干杯 -真是太高兴了 谢谢 -Cheers. -That was really nice. Thank you.
没什么比晚餐后来支走私古巴雪茄 There's nothing like an illegal Cuban cigar...
-更好的了吧 -没错 -after dinner, huh? -Exactly.
萨曼莎 那个祝酒辞真不错 So that was quite a toast, Samantha.
你这个男人也不错 Well, you're quite a guy.
天啊 正好有辆出租车 太好了 Oh, my god, there's a cab. Oh, yeah.
史蒂夫 Steve.
-我不是想打扰你们 -你没打扰我们啊 -I don't wanna bother you all. -You're not bothering us.
但是 But...
我得和米兰达谈谈 I need to talk to Miranda.
萨曼莎 你能叫她出来吗 Samantha, could you ask her to come out?
我不太想进去 聚会上人比较多 I don't wanna go in. It's a party and all.
没问题 Sure.
今晚还没和你说上话呢 Hey. I haven't talked to you all night.
史蒂夫来了 Steve's here.
先生们 能不能给我们点... Hey, guys. Would you give us?
当然 没问题 进去吧 Yeah, sure, going in.
你还好吧 You're all right?
你让我别无选择 你不回我的电话 You didn't leave me any choice. You won't return my calls.
只有当着孩子的面 你才和我说话 You only talk to me in front of the baby
我都没机会解释 and you know I can't say anything.
不管你说什么 还能有用吗 What could you possibly have to say that could make it any better?
求你了 米兰达 Miranda Please.
-就那么一次 -是你毁了一切 -It was just that one time. -You broke us!
毁了这段感情 毁灭了我们的一切 You broke us. What we had is broken.
这他妈怎么了啊 What the fuck is happening?
我甚至为你改变了自己 I changed who I was for you.
-你还好吧 -不好 我一点都不好 -Are you all right? -No, I'm not all right.
你们两个疯了才要结婚 You two are crazy to get married.
婚姻就是坟墓 Marriage ruins everything.
你在这啊 还以为你跟别人跑了 Hey. There you are. I thought you'd skipped out on me.
没有 No.
姑娘们的夜生活马上要开始了 Well, the all-gal sleepover's about to commence.
你没事吧 Hey, is everything okay?
没事 大概是有点儿累了 Yeah. I'm just tired, I guess.
好吧 那就回家 睡觉吧 All right. Well, go home and go to sleep.
但走之前要给我一个晚安吻 But first give me a kiss good night
投入点的哦... and make it a good one...
这可是单身女孩的最后一吻哦 because it's the last single-girl kiss.
-我就知道她和大人物有戏 -少来吧 -I always knew she would marry big. -Oh, you did not.
-你就吹吧 -真的 -That's crazy. -Yes, I did.
她们每次分手之后我就自个琢磨 After every breakup I secretly thought,
没事的 她俩是天生一对 Nope. They belong together.
她们第二次分手你这么想吗 You thought that after the second breakup?
-没错 -第十五次分手后呢 -Yup. -After the fifteenth?
真是滑稽 我们分了那么多次 Ha-ha. That's hilarious. We broke up a lot.
没错 但在每次分手后都有场干柴烈火的性爱 Yeah, but after the breakups comes the hot make-up sex.
你想接吗 打开吧 Hey, you wanna get that? Open up.
-现在 说点什么吧 -做爱 -Now say something. -Sex.
你肯定她不是我的孩子吗 Are you sure she's not my child?
-你好 -是我 -Hello? -It's me.
天啊 听到莉莉说什么了吗 Oh, my god, did you just hear Lily?
-我得和你谈谈 -什么 -I need to talk. -What?
我坐在这儿 打算写结婚誓言... I'm sitting here trying to write these vows and...
这真的是我们想要的吗 Is this something we really wanna do?
知道吗 姐妹们 是大人物 Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big.
我要...去接个电话 I'm gonna... I'm gonna take it.
好好休息哦 新郎官 Get some sleep, groomie.
-怎么了 -只是... -What's the matter? -It's just...
只不过所有事情都那么完美 everything is great as it is.
-我不想搞砸了 -不会的 -I don't wanna screw it up. -You won't.
我已经搞砸过两次了 I screwed it up twice before.
听我说 Here's the thing.
明天要和你结婚的人是我 This is me you're marrying tomorrow.
是我 不是别人 Me. It's nobody else.
-没错 -是我要嫁给你 -Yeah? -And I'm marrying you.
是我和你 It's me and you.
想知道最值得庆幸的是什么吗 And do you wanna hear the great news there?
想 Yeah.
能搞砸的都被我们搞砸了 We've both already done everything we can to screw it up.
-你是在笑吧 -恩 -Is that a smile I'm hearing? -Yeah.
听起来我感觉... It sounds to me like...you've got a bit of
在写誓言的时候你有点卡壳了 writer's block on the vow front.
是啊 Yeah.
我觉得 作为一名职业撰稿人 And I find, you know, as a professional writer...
最好的办法... that it's best to just, you know...
别想太多 去睡觉 just stop thinking about it so much and go to bed.
然后第二天起来... And in the morning...
-你就知道该怎么做了 -没错 -You'll know what to do. -Exactly.
如果没有的话 就这么写 And if not then...just write this...
我会永远爱你 I will love you.
言简意赅 Simple, to the point...
我保证我不会收你版权费的 and I swear I won't even try to take credit for it.
那么现在你乖乖的睡觉去吧 好吧 So you're gonna go to bed now, right?
好吧 晚安 Okay. Good night.
明天见 还有 I'll see you tomorrow. And hey...
记住是我和你 it's me and you.
那才像个新娘 Now, there's a bride.
姑娘们 出发前要记得带上自己的花 Before we leave, we're gonna pick up our flowers, right, girls?
米兰达 你拿牡丹 Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias.
萨曼莎 你拿玫瑰 Samantha, you have the roses.
-还有夏洛特 -我们能搞定的 -And Charlotte... -We can take care of it.
喂 Hello?
能让凯莉接电话吗 谢谢 Could you put Carrie on the phone. Please?
喂 Hello?
谁把狗放出来的 把狗弄出去 Who let the dogs out? Get these dogs out of here!
我们还要做一件事 That's all we need is
把婚纱裙摆都抬起来 the lift of a leg on the train of a dress.
能帮我开门吗 Could you open this door, please?
-等一等 拿着 -我想弄清楚 -Wait, wait, hold it. -I'm trying to find out...
-天啊 -嗨 -Oh, my god. -Hey.
-姑娘们上这辆车 -我们都上吗 -The girls are in this car. -All of us together?
你们都上 懂了吗 快点儿 抬起来 走吧 All of you together. Okay? Come on, lift it up. Let's go.
你好 我是凯莉 请留言 Hey. it's Carrie. Leave me a message.
-回头见 拜拜 -真漂亮 -See you then. Bye-bye. -Just so beautiful.
-蓝的 -到 -Blue. -Yes, sir.
红的和黑的 Red and black.
-黑的在哪儿 -来了来了 -Where's black? -Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming.
-跟着红的 -来了 -You're following the red. -I'm coming.
快进去 出发了 Okay. Come on. Let's go.
-好了吗 -好了 进去吧 -Ready? -Yeah, okay, you're in.
那就是新娘子 打扮的像个公主 There's the bride. Look, she's dressed like a princess,
看见了吗 do you see?
-能拿着花吗 -好的 -Can you hold that? -Oh, yes.
谢谢 好了 Thank you. Okay.
来 腾个地 Come on, scotch over.
感觉就像把奶油泡芙塞进锁眼里 It's like pushing a cream puff through a keyhole.
图书馆见 See you at the library.
你好 我是凯莉 请留言 Hey. It's Carrie. leave me a message.
为什么不回我电话呢 Why haven't you called me back?
我必须和你谈谈 Look, I really need to talk to you.
收到留言立刻回复我 Call me as soon as you get this.
别再让客人站在楼梯上了 知道吗 No more wedding guests on these stairs, understand?
-这里只能站新娘后援团 -明白 -Bridal party only. -Got it
我们有麻烦了 新娘新郎都没来 We've got a problem. They're not here.
-可能堵车了 -两边都堵车了? -They're probably stuck in traffic. -Both of them?
你好 我是凯莉 请留言 Hey. It's Carrie. Leave me a message.
没有你我不敢进去 I can't go in without you.
宝贝儿 Baby...
这些个新娘和新郎的事儿真吓坏我了 this whole bride-and-groom thing has really got me thrown.
我想知道这还是我们俩 I need to know that it's still us.
只有你和我 像你说的那样 Just you and me. Like you said.
我把那个放在上面了 我知道 I was putting it on. I know.
真不错 太美了 Good job. Beautiful.
宝贝儿 转过来 让我看看你 Come on, baby. Turn around, let me see you.
你看起来太美了 You look so beautiful.
真漂亮啊 It looks beautiful.
真的 太美了 It really does. It looks so beautiful.
快看 妈妈她们来了 Oh, look at mommy, here they come.
轻松点 我们到了 Easy does it. We're here.
路上太堵了 57街实在是... The traffic was the worst. 57th street was just...
-好了 -你们看起来太美了 -It's okay. -Hello. You guys look great.
都准备好了 Ready. We're ready.
他没有来 He's not here.
-谁没来 -新郎 -Who's not here? -The groom.
怎么了 What's happening?
-大人物还没来 -我们都迟到了25分钟了 -Big's not here. -But we're 25 minutes late.
有人给他打电话了吗 Well, did anybody call him?
把电话给我 快给我个电话 Well, give me a phone. Somebody give me a phone.
-我不会用这个 -给你 亲爱的 -All right, I don't know how to work this. -Here, sweetie.
谢谢 Thank you.
让我看看你的领结吗 Let me just look at your tie for a minute.
-喂 -怎么了 -Hello -Are you okay?
我给你打了快一个钟头电话了 I've been calling for an hour.
为什么你一直不接电话呢 Why haven't you been answering the phone?
因为我根本不知道手机在哪 Because I don't know where my phone is.
那怎么了 你在哪儿呢 So, what's going on? Where are you?
刚才在前门 刚走 I was out front. I just left.
我做不到 I can't do this.
天哪 Oh, my god.
凯莉 凯莉 Carrie? Carrie.
他不来了 天哪 He's not coming. oh, my god.
他不来了 什么意思 What do you mean, "he's not coming"?
带我走吧 Get me out of here.
-带我走 -走 快走 -Get me out of here! -Go, go, go.
你们带她走 我留下来善后处理 You take her, I'll take care of all of this.
我们走 Here we go.
我他妈到底在干嘛呢 调头 回去 What the fuck am I doing? Turn around, go back.
这可是单行道 我必须绕完这个街区 It's a one-way street. I have to go around the block.
等我们绕完街区回去 她就走了 By the time we go around the block, she'll be gone.
后面没人 调头 There's no one behind us. Turn around.
-应该是她们 -靠边停车 停下 -I think this is them. -Pull over. Pull over.
凯莉 Carrie.
凯莉 刚刚我昏了头 我现在准备好了 Carrie. I freaked out for a minute, but I'm ready now.
天哪 Oh, god.
我就知道你会这么做 我就知道 I knew you would do this! I knew it!
-凯莉 对不起 -丢死人了我 -Carrie, I'm sorry. -I am humiliated!
对不起 我...对不起 凯莉 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, Carrie.
走 走吧 Come on. Come on.
凯莉 等等 对不起 Carrie, wait, I'm sorry.
-凯莉 -站住 别过来 -Carrie... -No! No!
来吧 我们上车吧 Come on, we're gonna get in the car.
没事了 没事了 It's all right, it's all right.
快点走 伙计 让开 Let's go, man. Move it.
我还以为我会一直痛不欲生 I thought I would still be in extreme pain.
可我麻木了 I feel nothing.
再给我点"麻木" I'd like some more nothing.
没错 我还是被甩了 Yes, I'm still jilted.
他到底他妈怎么了 What the hell got into him?
晚餐时候还好好的呢 He was perfectly fine at the dinner.
昨晚他打电话时我就知道了 I knew it when he called last night.
-我感觉到了 -那你怎么都没说呢 -I could tell. -Then why didn't you say anything?
我不愿意这么想 我... I didn't wanna believe it. I di...
我都不想说出来 I didn't even wanna say it out loud.
-现在我无家可归了 -那住这儿吧 -Now I have nowhere to live. -You'll stay here.
一辈子 Forever.
也许你该吃点什么 Maybe you should eat something.
-有人饿吗 -不饿 -Anyone? Hungry? -No.
我的衣服 我再也不回去了 oh my clothes, I can never go back there again.
我的衣服该怎么拿回来呢 How am I gonna get my clothes?
亲爱的 我雇个人帮你搞定 Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that.
要干什么都行 Anything you need.
找个杀手? A hit man?
除了婚纱 我没别的可穿了 I have nothing to wear but a wedding gown.
你度蜜月的衣服在这呢 You have your honeymoon clothes here.
总算是"血"中送炭了 Well, there's the silver lining.
我用信用卡预付了 A honeymoon at a romantic Mexican resort...
墨西哥度假胜地的浪漫蜜月旅行 that's prepaid on my credit card...
本来还打算给那个甩掉我的男人一个惊喜 because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me.
我能帮你取消 I can get you out of that.
实在不行的话 Worse comes to worse,
我就说有人死了之类的 I'll say there was a death or something.
跟死也没两样了 Wasn't there?
闭上眼睛吧 闭上眼睛吧 Keep those eyes closed. Keep them closed.
夏洛特 Charlotte.
过来 过来下 Come here. Come here.
我觉得 我做了件相当糟的事情 I did something really bad, I think.
在彩排晚宴上我和大人物说了些话 I said something to big at the rehearsal dinner.
什么意思 What do you mean?
在史蒂夫出现之后 我就很烦躁 It was right after Steve showed up. I was upset.
大人物过来找我 Big came over to me,
我说了...类似... and I said something...like...
你们两个疯了才要结婚 You're crazy to get married.
就那么脱口而出了 It just came out.
-你觉得是这一切发生的原因吗 -不是 -Do you think it's totally the reason? -No.
大人物对婚姻的态度一直都很奇怪 Big has been weird about marriage for years.
-我一直觉得我该告诉凯莉的 -别 别这样 -I keep thinking I should tell Carrie. -No, no, no.
就连一个词都不能提到那件事 This is a bad time to even mention it.
别 别这样 再找机会吧 以后 No, no, no. Find another time later.
现在看来 我没办法取消蜜月旅行 Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her out of the honeymoon,
所以我把咱们都加上了 But I got us in.
-什么 -我刚定了三张机票 -What? -I just booked us three seats on the flight.
墨西哥 我们来啦 Mexico, here we come.
我不能去墨西哥 我还要工作 I can't go to Mexico. I have a job.
杰洛德 史密斯·杰洛德 J打头的 Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J.
没错 太好了 谢谢 That's right. Great, thank you.
一定要确认车在那儿 Make sure that the car is there...
-我们到了 -待会再打给你 -We're here, -I'll call you back later.
欢迎来到墨西哥 Welcome to Mexico.
这能无线上网吗 谢谢 Do you have Wi-Fi? Thanks.
抱歉 我有点糊涂了 I'm sorry, I'm confused.
我正在等普莱斯顿夫妇 I'm waiting for a Mr. and Mrs. Preston.
亲爱的 那你会等很久的 我会给你解释的 Honey, you'll be waiting a long time. We'll talk.
她会爱死这儿的 This will kill her.
-她人呢 -在化妆室 -Where is she? -In the powder room.
-我们先四处看看 -好的 -Well, let's look around. -Yeah.
这里是主卧室 And this is a master suite.
天哪 Oh, my god.
拿着 Here.
你负责那边 You get that side.
这都放哪儿去啊 Where are we gonna put these?
这儿 不要提到任何与蜜月有关的事 Here. No more honeymoon stuff.
这很重要 This is very important.
她来了 Here she comes.
这里的日落会很美的哦 It's going to be a gorgeous sunset.
关上百叶窗 Close the shutters.
所有的 All of them.
早上好 Morning.
我是在做梦吗 Did I dream it?
凯莉 Carrie?
该吃晚饭了 你都睡一整天了 It's dinnertime. You slept the whole day.
哦 So?
亲爱的 你总得吃点早餐吧 Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast.
我很累 I'm tired.
那也吃点东西吧 然后你再继续睡 Well, eat something, then you can go back to sleep.
谢谢 保罗 Oh, thank you, Paulo.
放着这么多新鲜的饕餮大餐 With all this gorgeous fresh food,
你还打算整个旅程都吃那个破布丁啊 You're gonna eat that pudding crap the entire trip?
这是配餐室唯一完完全全安全的食物 It's the only thing in the pantry that's totally safe.
看见没有 美国波基普西制造 See? "Made in poughkeepsie."
我可不想冒险 I didn't wanna chance it.
这可是五星级度假胜地 It's a five-star resort.
这可是墨西哥 It's Mexico.
凯莉 Carrie.
有咖啡吗 Is there coffee?
有啊 当然有啊 Yeah. yeah, of course.
晒太阳可真舒服 The sun feels nice.
天哪 亲爱的 你不除毛啊 Jesus, honey, wax much?
怎么了 我又不知道我还会穿泳衣 What? I didn't know I was gonna be wearing a bathing suit.
-你们说什么呢 -我忘除毛了 -What are you talking about? -I forgot to wax.
什么时候忘的 1998年吗 Since when, 1998?
我脑子里还装着其他事呢 I've had other things on my mind.
宁愿让我死我都不会让自己变这幅德行的 I could be on death row and not have that situation.
好吧 萨曼莎 当你结婚之后 Well, Samantha，when you're married,
你就会有其他更重要的事了 you have a different set of priorities.
亲爱的 别拿结婚说事 Oh, honey, don't blame marriage.
她结婚了 毛也没长得像国家森林那样啊 This one's married and she's not growing a national forest.
至少也把腿并起来啊 How do you even cross your legs?
我给你订个水疗吧 Let me make you a SPA appointment.
不管你毛多长都没人能找到了 Any thicker, and you won't be able to find it.
怎么着 这还是我的错吗 So, what, it's my fault?
我让婚姻变成无性生活 I let the sex go out of my marriage.
我就罪有应得吗 I deserve what I got?
真是善解人意 Thanks for understanding.
亲爱的 对不起 我不是那个... Honey, I'm sorry. That's not what I...
我乐意! I'm fine.
今晚我们去酒店吃饭吧 Hey, let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight.
-真的吗 -没错 -Really? -Yeah.
我得做点什么 不能在墨西哥"昏"(婚)下去了 I gotta do something to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma."
亲爱的 你都能开玩笑了 Oh, honey, you made a little joke.
太好了 Good for you.
我是菲力克斯 由我来为您服务 my name is Felix, I'll be your server.
菲力克斯 每人先来一杯玛格丽塔酒 Felix, we'll start with cuatro margaritas.
不 我不喝酒 一瓶矿泉水就好 Oh, no, I'm not drinking. Just bottled water.
-我和她一样 -好的 能告诉我您的房间号吗 -I'll drink hers. -Yes May I have your room numbers?
我们住在别墅区那边 3号别墅 We're staying in one of the private houses. uh, number 3.
没问题 普莱斯顿夫人 Very good, Mrs. Preston.
简直就像挨了黑枪 That was like taking a bullet.
夏洛特把布丁藏在她的普拉达包里了 Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
-我以后还会笑么 -当然啦 -Will I ever laugh again? -Yes.
-什么时候 -碰到非常非常有趣的事情 -When? -When something is really, really funny.
多亏这些墨西哥乐队 Thank god for that mariachi band
要不我就只能听到我在想什么 or I'd be able to hear my own thoughts.
太好了 那就让他们别停 Fabulous. And keep them coming.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢 Thank you.
共同经历了十年的风风雨雨 He couldn't get out of the car.
他却不敢从车里出来 After 10 years of what he already put me through...
连从车里出来的勇气都没有 he couldn't make the effort and get out of the car.
看看我做了多大的努力 I made the effort.
在头上放了只鸟 I put a bird on my head.
-那是鸟吗 -没错 -Is that what that was? -Yes.
-我还以为是羽毛呢 -是鸟 -I thought it was feathers. -It was a bird.
-那真的很漂亮啊 -美极了 -It was beautiful. -Beautiful.
他不是什么好东西 He's a bad guy.
一直都不是 Always was.
-坏人做坏事 -好人也会犯错误啊 -Bad guys do bad things. -And good guys do bad things.
好人坏人都会让你不爽的 The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you.
不好不坏的人想做却没有机会 The rest of them don't know how to screw you.
相信我 我算活明白了 Trust me, I've done the legwork.
我经历了那么多 After everything I know...
在20年风风雨雨的经验教训之后 after 20 years of everything we've learned...
为了能和他结婚 I threw it all away for the thrill of
我把这些都抛在脑后了 Putting his name on the honeymoon suite.
这样的我连我自己都觉得陌生 If I met me now, I wouldn't know me.
随着我们在这条路上越走越远... As long as we're going down this road...
我都不敢相信 I can't believe
我的生活是以一个男人为中心 that my life revolves around a man.
我怎么会允许这样的事发生呢 On what planet did I allow that to happen?
但你爱他啊 But you love him.
那就要天天念叨他的名字50多遍 Does that mean saying his name 50 times
再也不考虑自己吗 more a day than I say my own?
所有的事情都要优先考虑他 Does it mean worrying about him and his needs
而不顾自己 before me and mine?
为他全心全力付出? 这就是爱吗? Is it all about the other person? Is that love?
-错了 那是婚姻 -连这个戒指也一样 -No, that's marriage. -Even this ring.
我想自己买给自己 I wanted to buy this for myself.
这对我来说很重要 说明我有能力这么做 That meant something to me, to be able to do that.
可结果他买了给我 And then he buys it for me.
因为他知道你有多喜欢它 Because he knew how much you loved it.
是啊 但是现在每次看到戒指 Yes, but now every time I look down at it,
我想起的是他而不是我 I see him not me.
-几位还...-给我们再来几杯 -Is every...? -We'll take another round.
-还喝啊 -没事 我们在度假呢 -Another? -Relax. We're on vacation.
严格来说 我们是在度我的蜜月 Technically, we're on my honeymoon.
不 是他们的蜜月 No, I think we're on their honeymoon.
该收敛点了吧 都三天了 Yeah, it's all so hot three days in.
信箱已满 我猜也是 Mailbox full. yeah, I'll bet it is.
-现在没时间管那些吧 -没有 -There's no time like the present. -No.
我还没准备好面对这一切 I'm not ready to face it all yet.
我要去跑跑步 然后去健身房做普拉提 Hey. I'm going for a run and then to the gym for pilates.
有人想去吗 Anybody wanna...?
有好消息 Hey, good news.
我刚收到公寓买家律师的电子邮件 I got an e-mail from your buyer's attorney.
他们愿意把你的旧公寓 They're willing to sell you back
提价后卖还给你...而且 your old apartment at the escalated price...and
愿意在你回来之前搬走 are willing to vacate by the time you return...
前提是你支付一定的经济补偿 pending an additional financial offer.
看起来我可以回家了 但得付点代价 Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you.
我会帮你把东西弄回去 Let's work on getting your things there.
你们俩什么都能搞定 you two could rule the world.
健身完毕后 夏洛特忍不住开始琢磨 After her workout. Charlotte couldn't help but think...
自己是多么的幸福啊 how truly blessed she was.
这一周让她比以往更加满意 This week had made her feel more grateful
自己有幸福美满的婚姻 than ever for her happy marriage.
就在那一刻 And just for a second.
她脑中浮现了纽约家里的爱人 While picturing her loved ones at home in New York.
她忘记身在何处 然后张开了嘴 she forgot where she was and opened her mouth.
你好 小姐 Hello, miss.
-你们做过那个吗 -最近没有 -Have you had that happen? -Not recently.
宝贝儿 怎么... Sweetie, what's...?
锁上了 她在拖地 It's locked, she's mopping.
试试... Try the...
-你刚刚是不是...-闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 -Did you just...? -Shut up, shut up, shut up!
就这样... And just like that...
夏洛特在裤子里便便了 Charlotte "poughkeepsied" in her pants.
天哪 Oh, my god.
米兰达说得对 Miranda was right.
遇到非常非常有趣的事情 我就笑了 When something was really. really funny. I laughed.
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凯莉 给我回电话 我得和你谈谈... Carrie. Call me. I need to talk to you before...
再没有比现在更合适 There was no better time
雇个私人助理的时机了 I could think of to hire an assistant.
嗯 不要 我才不要搬箱子呢 Um, no. I do not lift boxes.
绝对不要啦 我喜欢与时尚有关的工作 Yeah, definitely, no. I would love a career in fashion.
这不是脱脂饮料 This is not nonfat.
我喜欢你的书 你他妈太有才了 I love your books. Your shit's brilliant.
凯西 Cathy?
-你好像喝醉了 -有点 -You seem drunk. -Little bit.
昨天晚上就没挨着床过 Never made it to bed last night.
但我打字贼鸡巴快 But I type like a motherfucker!
我毕业于普林斯顿大学金融系 I have a degree in finance from Princeton...
过去两年 and the last two years,
在美林证券公司做副总裁助理 I've been assistant to A.V.P at Merrill lynch.
真不错 That's impressive.
保罗 你为什么觉得自己适合这个工作呢 And, Paul, why do you think you're right for this job?
你从圣路易斯来的? So you're from St. Louis?
没错 圣路易斯来的露易丝 That's right. Louise from St. Louis.
你有计算机科学的本科学位? And you have a degree in computer science?
是的 没错 Yes, that's correct.
不错 我都不太会打字 Well, good for you. I can barely text.
你以前做过私人助理吗 and have you ever been a personal assistant?
没有 可我是六姊妹中的老大 No, but I'm the oldest of six kids...
所以我确定能够打理好你的一切事务 so I'm sure I can handle anything you got.
-六姊妹 那是什么情况呢 -很挤 -Six kids, what's that like? -Crowded.
为了能给自己多一点空间 我搬到了纽约 I had to move to New York just to get some room.
结果怎样 Where did I end up?
现在跟三个室友一起住 In a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates.
除了空间问题 Well, aside from the space issue,
还有什么原因让你搬到纽约 why'd you move to New York?
来恋爱 To fall in love.
-怎么了 很傻吧 -没有 -What? That's corny, right? -No.
不 不是 很实在 No, no, it's... it's just very honest.
我想我很久 I don't think that
没听人这么说了 I've heard anybody say that in a very long time.
圣路易斯来的露易丝 我还有最后一个问题 So Louise from St. Louis, I just have one more question.
一个没有工作 和三个室友合租的女孩 How does an unemployed girl with three roommates...
怎么买得起LV的拼布斜纹牛仔布包包 afford the patchwork denim bowley Louis Vuitton bag?
是租的 Bag borrow or steal网站 It's rented. Bag borrow or steal?
类似Netflix租DVD一样 It's like Netflix for purses.
我怎么能一点都不知道啊 How can I not know about this?
姑娘 跟我混吧 我来帮你搞定一切 Girl, stick with me. I'll hook you up.
她确实搞定了我的一切 And did she hook me up.
我是露易丝 替凯莉·布雷萧打电话给您 Hi. This is Louise. I'm calling for Carrie Bradshaw.
是的 她收到了您的邀请函 Yes, she received your invitation
但是恐怕她无法出席了 but she will be unable to attend.
谢谢您 Thank you.
把这个放在那边 Put that over there.
仅仅用了三天 After only three days...
我觉得该叫她圣路易斯来的"圣女"露易丝了 I began to think of her as Saint Louise from St.Louis.
知道什么叫非礼勿视吗 Ain't nothing in there for you.
在我搬回到旧公寓的时候 And as I moved back into my old apartment...
米兰达开始在下城找新公寓了 Miranda searched for a new one. Downtown.
-看到汉字了吗 -看到了 -You see the Chinese writing? -Yeah
纽约杂志说 New York magazine says
这附近将成为新兴的住宅区 this is the new up-and-coming neighborhood.
-也许就在那边 -也许你还是回家的好 -Okay, maybe down that way? -Maybe you come home.
看 带着孩子的白人 Look, white guy with a baby.
无论他去的哪儿 那都是我们要去的地方 Wherever he's going, that's where we need to be.
快点 Come on.
以前我在这住过 过去是乌克兰人的地盘 I lived here before. It used to be all-Ukrainian area.
U-Haul搬家公司 A U-Haul.
是搬进来 还是搬走? Coming or going?
-搬走 很好 我进去看看 -好的 -Going. oh, boy. I'm gonna check it out. -Okay.
等下好吗 Wait down here, okay?
在乌克兰的旧聚集地 米兰达找到了新公寓 And there in old Ukraine. Miranda found her new apartment.
-你好我对楼上的公寓很感兴趣 -好的 -Hi. l'm interested in the apartment upstairs. -Yeah.
从此以后 and there they remained for the rest of their days...
因为有鸟儿们看守 for the birds were constantly on guard...
那些坏女人再也不能得到自由了 and the women could not so much as step one foot out the door.
灰姑娘和王子从此过上了幸福的生活 And cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after.
你知道这只是童话吧 宝贝儿 You know that this is just a fairy tale, right, sweetheart?
在现实生活里 永远不会有这样的事 I mean, things don't always happen like this in real life.
-我只是觉得你现在就应该知道 -再来一遍 -I just think you should know that now. -Again.
又一个被童话蛊惑的孩子 And another one bites the dust.
妈妈回来了 Mommy's home.
谢谢你在我看医生的时照顾莉莉 Thanks for watching Lily while I went to the doctor.
-没关系 -没什么事吧 -Oh, sure. -Everything okay?
-我怀孕了 -不是吧 -I'm pregnant. -How?
有句话说 You know how people always say that
有心栽花花不开 无心插柳柳成荫 when you stop trying, It can happen?
我的医生也说她也见过 And my doctor says that she knows
一些夫妇领养了孩子 other couples who have adopted...
然后又怀孕了的 and then they get pregnant.
-亲爱的 -凯莉 我怀孕了 -Sweetie. -Carrie, I'm pregnant.
我觉得在这个家庭 童话是可以变成现实的 I guess in certain houses. fairy tales do come true.
真是棒极了 Oh, that was really hot.
咱们看起来有点疏远了 You seem kind of distant.
疏远? 你还在里面呢 Distant? You're still in me.
想聊聊吗 Do you wanna talk about it?
我什么时候想聊聊了 When have I ever wanted to talk about it?
好吧 那我来说吧 Okay. I'll talk about it.
你最好的朋友被男人甩了 Your best friends got screwed over by their guys.
你这样也难怪 How could you not be distant?
事情没你想的那么简单 It's more than that.
最近 我都感觉不到有什么联系... Lately, I haven't been feeling a connection to...
-和谁 我吗 -不是 -What, me? -No.
和这儿 和这个家 To it, here.
我都没觉得这有什么生活 l have no real connection to our life here.
说真的 这的什么生活啊 What life here? seriously.
我只是在这工作... All I do is work...
而你一逮着机会就奔回纽约 and you run off to New York every chance you get.
哪是一有机会啊 只有重要的事情才回的 Well, not every chance I get. only for the a-list things.
而且做你的经纪人 有点...越来越累了 And my managing you, it's... it's getting to be too much.
我都开始烦了 I'm starting to resent it.
过去这两年都是在围着你转 For the last two years, it's been all about you.
可最开始的三年 都是围着你转啊 Well, for the first three years, it was all about you.
我知道 那时候要有趣的多 I know. that was so much more fun.
好吧 那我这段时间都不回纽约了 Well, l won't be coming to New York for a while.
周末我们要花点功夫重新沟通沟通... We're gonna spend some time reconnecting on weekends...
干点洛杉矶的夫妻生活 do the L.a.couple thing.
你好 能帮我找一下萨曼莎吗 Yeah, hi. can you put on Samantha?
真的 开始总是我说"用不着你教我该干嘛" Really. at first l was all, "you can't tell me what l can do."
后来我不得不承认 是他有理 But then l had to admit, he had a point.
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亲爱的 付费电话吗 你的手机呢 Honey, a payphone? where's your cell?
墨西哥大洋的深处 At the bottom of the ocean in Mexico.
需要我帮你弄个新的吗 Want me to hook you up with a new one?
不要 目前不要 没手机就没电话 no, not yet. no phone, no calls.
没电话就没疑问 没疑问就不用解释没婚礼了 No calls, no questions. no questions, no explaining no wedding.
另外 这是落跑的好借口 Plus, it's an excuse to bust out the gloves.
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凯莉·布雷萧的主页真是一团糟 Carrie Bradshaw's web page is a mess.
真巧 凯莉·布雷萧本人也是 Interesting. so is Carrie Bradshaw.
我们什么时候开始做点真正重要的事呢 Hey, when are we gonna get to the really important stuff,
比如说拆箱摆衣橱 Like unpacking my closet?
心急吃不了热豆腐 One thing at a time.
你还打算回复这些邮件吗 you ever gonna answer any of these e-mails?
-回啊 -啥时候 -Yes. -When?
-现在 -好 -Now? -Okay.
-好吧 我来念你来批示 -好的 -Well, I'll read and you tell me what to do. -Okay.
john@jjpny.com是谁 Who's john@jjpny.com?
见鬼 是他对吧 Oh, shit. that's him, right?
删 Delete.
网上有没有那种 可以把那些... And isn't there some cyberspace place that you can send those...
一辈子都不想见的邮件都扔过去的地方 so that I never have to see an e-mail from him ever again?
这么干吧 谢谢 Do that, please.
你确定要断绝和他的一切来往吗 You sure you wanna end all communication with him?
好吧 知道了 Okay. great.
真不敢相信你居然还真打扮起来了 I can't believe you're even dressing up.
所有布莱迪同学父母都会乔妆打扮 挺好玩的 All the parents in Brady's school dress up. it's fun.
一群无所事事的家庭主妇 Fun thought up by a group of
琢磨出来的玩意还挺有意思的 Non-working mothers with nothing else to do all day.
好了 看看都有卖什么啊 女巫和性感小野猫 All right, what do they got? witch and sexy kitten.
得 女装就俩选择 女巫和性感小野猫 That's it. the only two choices for women, witch and sexy kitten.
您这话很意味深长啊 姐姐 You just said a mouthful there, sister.
或者我就带上这个 拎着公文包这么去了 Maybe I should wear this and a briefcase, and go as myself.
我收到大人物的电邮了 I got an e-mail from big.
我不知道说什么好 I don't know what to say.
-那就别发邮件啊 -你还指望他说什么 -Uh, then don't send an e-mail. -What were you expecting?
邮件主题 两字-- And in the subject box, 2 words--
抱歉 I'm sorry.
史蒂夫也是抱歉来抱歉去的 Steve is all about the "i'm sorry."
电子邮件说"抱歉" 语音邮件说"抱歉" i'm sorry e-mails, "i'm sorry" voice mails...
送花说"抱歉" 卡片也"抱歉" i'm sorry flowers, "I'm sorry" cards.
我说啊 若要人不知除非己莫为 How about, don't do anything to be "i'm sorry" for?
或许他就是觉得抱歉呢 Well, maybe he's sorry.
兴许大人物也是呢 Well, maybe so is big.
意见采纳 Point taken.
你吓到女士们了 Hey, you're scaring the women.
在我经历了这些事以后 It's gonna take a little more than that
想要吓到我可没那么容易 To scare me after what I've been through.
我还是不敢相信这一切发生在我身上 我是说... I still cannot believe this happened to me. I mean, l...
我知道它已经发生了 I know it happened.
只是我...我就是不愿相信 But I just... I can't believe it happened.
晚上我躺床上回忆着上礼拜的每个细节 I lay awake at night going over every detail of that last week in my head.
凯莉 Carrie,
我一直想找机会告诉你上礼拜 There's a detail about that last week I've been meaning to tell you.
-婚礼彩排晚宴上面的一个细节...-然后我看到了它 -At the rehearsal dinner... -And then I saw it.
经历了这一切以后 唯一能吓着我的东西 The only thing scary enough to scare me after what I'd been through.
你真美 美翻了 这才是最郁闷的 You look great. You look amazing. So that's the worst of it.
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
编者按这里怎么说的 What does it say there in the editor's note?
凯莉·布雷萧 the wedding of Carrie Bradshaw
和约翰·詹姆斯·普莱斯顿的婚礼 and john James Preston was canceled...
在杂志出版时已经取消了 布雷萧... as this issue went to press. Bradshaw is
布雷萧怎么了 Bradshaw is what?
太近了... Wait...
布雷萧仍旧独自居住在纽约市 Bradshaw is still single and living in New York city.
我本来不想买的...但是 I didn't wanna buy it...but
想到在纽约买一本就少一本 I figured it was one less Vogue in New York.
我看了 照片简直太漂亮了 I saw it. the pictures are gorgeous.
是啊 我是个美丽的新娘 Yeah, l'm a beautiful bride.
-你好 亲爱的 -你好 -Hi, honey. -Hi.
快进来吧 来吧 亲爱的 Hey, hey, hey, come on in. Come on, sweetie.
拿着你的帽子 Get your hat.
不知道的人只会看到精美的照片 look, the people who don't know will only see the beautiful pictures.
知道的人只会明白他是怎样一个混蛋 the people who do know will only see what an asshole he is.
妈咪说了脏话了 Mommy said a bad word.
是送给我的吗 Oh. ls that for me?
莉莉 谢谢你啊 Oh, lily, thank you.
万圣节你准备化妆成谁呢 Hey, what are you gonna be for halloween?
灰姑娘 Cinderella.
-或者我们还有花木兰 -不要 -Or we also bought Mulan. -No.
我们来是想知道你想不想和我们一起过万圣节 We came to ask you if you would go trick-or-treating with us.
-要 -就只在我们那个楼里 -Yeah! -It's just in our building...
-如果你还有心情的话 -要 -If you're in the mood. -Yeah!
要 Yeah.
-不化妆吗 -不用了 够吓人了 -No costume? -No, look closer.
我是纽约最吓人的东西 41岁被甩 I'm the scariest thing in New York, jilted at 41.
-你知道一定要分我点你的战利品吧 -要 -You know you have to give me some of your loot? right? -Yeah
咱们把面具带上吧 Let's put your mask on.
-瞧瞧 -不给糖果就捣蛋 -Look-- -Trick or treat!
噢 凯莉 Oh! Carrie.
我在《Vogue》上看见你了 I saw you in Vogue.
我真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
这是给你的 亲爱的 There you go, honey.
不给糖果就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
露易丝 Louise.
我的天 我都没看出来是你 Oh, my lord. I didn't even recognize you.
就要这效果 That's the point.
我的脑袋正式纳入证人保护计划 my head's in the witness protection program.
可是我还觉得这个样子好 I'm feeling that look on you though.
-我也觉得你的香奈儿很好啊 -周二前归我 -And I am feeling that Chanel on you. -Mine till Tuesday.
-好的 那么...-给 是时候回归现代社会了 -All right, so... -Here. time to rejoin the world.
这么快 Already?
-你的新号码 区号是347-85...-打住 -Your new number, area code 347-85... -Ho... ho... hold it.
347? 347?
不不 我是917女孩 从没变过 Oh, no. no, I'm a 917 gal, always have been.
我试过了 已经申请不到了 I tried. it's no longer available.
现在你是347了 Now you're 347.
萨曼莎·琼斯 Samantha jones.
我是凯莉·布雷萧 或说以前是 Carrie Bradshaw. or I used to be.
啥事啊 Talk to me.
现在我电话的区号347 有够惨吧 I'm a 347 area code. how awful is that?
347是新纽约 347 is the new New York.
我就喜欢老纽约和老917 我还就守旧了 Well, I want the old New York with my old 917 and my old will to live.
老纽约 新纽约 宝贝 好歹都是纽约嘛 Old New York, new New York. honey, at least it's New York.
洛杉矶的另一人间硬物 Another hard thing about being in L. A:
我的"那话很威猛"邻居 My sex-on-a-stick next-door neighbor.
-我就是忍不住盯着他看 -就看看吗 -I can't stop looking at him. -Looking?
只有看而已 Just looking.
自打彩排晚宴上见了史蒂夫那副表情 After seeing Steve's face at the rehearsal dinner,
我就再不... I could never...
你真该见识一下这个男人 夜夜笙歌... Oh, but you should see this guy. every night...
新欢不断 旧爱不换 他就像... sex with a different partner. he's like...
-五年前的我 -对 那时候我还用917 -Me five years ago. - Yeah. When I was a 917.
我想说 隔壁放着那么性感的男人 I mean. what's the point of having a hot guy next door...
不能操还有什么意思啊 if you can't have sex with him?
我们说好了除了史密斯 We agreed that no one else from the
剧组里没人能上封面 show but Smith was going to be on the cover.
给我回话 Well, get back to me.
为了能眼不见心不烦 And in an effort to stay out of the house and out of trouble...
萨曼莎去血拼 Samantha went shopping.
今天你救狗狗了吗 Rescue a puppy today?
-她需要一个温暖的家 有兴趣吗 -算了 -She needs a good home. interested? -No.
正当萨曼莎试图说服自己 And just as Samantha convinced
和那只狗没缘分的时候... herself that the dog wasn't for her...
已经给她绝育了 但还是有点性急 She's been fixed, but she hasn't lost the urge.
而萨曼莎因为不能欲满... And because Samantha couldn't get off...
只好选择货满了 she got things.
要是这个神奇地消失了会怎么样呢 What would happen if these were to magically disappear?
我知道你住哪儿 yeah, I know where you live.
为了这尤物 搬家都值 for a pair like this, I could move.
凯莉等等 别拆那个 Wait, Carrie, not that one.
要我把它处理掉么 Do you want me to get rid of it?
算了 No.
算了吧 它太美了 No, it's too beautiful.
我就... I'll just...
把它尘封在最深处 bury it deep in the back...
就像处置我的感情那样 like I did my feelings.
-你想他吗 -每时每刻 -Do you miss him? -Every day.
很奇怪... It's weird...
我都没流什么眼泪 I haven't cried very much at all.
我也不知道 也许... I don't know, maybe...
也许女人对每个男人的眼泪都是定量的 Maybe you're only allotted a certain amount of tears per man...
对他我已经留干了 and I used mine up.
是啊 我理解你的感受 Yeah, I know how you feel.
在圣路易斯的男友去年和我分手了 Because my St.Louis boyfriend broke up with me last year...
我一直很想他 and I miss him all the time.
我突然发现衣帽间里有两颗破碎的心 Suddenly. It dawned on me. there were two broken hearts in my walk-in.
露易丝 我们得喝一杯 带上你的出租包 Louise, we need a cocktail. Grab your rental.
这对我打击太大了 And it threw me so hard.
因为 我本来以为威尔... Because, you know, I thought will...
他的名字 That's his name.
-我当他是一生的真爱 -发生了什么呢 -I thought he was the love of my life. -Well, what happened?
他说他确实爱我 但我却不是他的命中注定 He said he loved me and all, but he didn't think that I was the one.
真他妈伤人 可是 不管怎么样 That shit hurt. but, you know, whatever.
-我都不会放弃追求真爱的 -很好 -I'm not gonna give up on love. -Good.
爱情就是我们追求的真理 Love is the thing, you know.
看到没 You see that?
这就是爱 我每天都带在身上 That's love. and I'm bringing it to me all day long.
不好意思 Excuse me.
这个笑容真眼熟 是哪个帅哥啊 Oh, I remember that smile. who's the guy?
刚认识的一个 他想约我喝一杯 Someone I just met. he wants me to meet him for drinks.
11点半? 是性的召唤哦 At 11:30? oh, that's a booty call.
才不是呢 他是个服务生 刚下班 No, it's not. he's a waiter, he just got off work.
露易丝 也许我不收短信 Louise. now, I may not get texts,
不发短信 但相信我 I may not send texts, but trust me.
那短信里暗藏的信息 性 The subtext of that text? booty.
但如果他来见我 就不算那种召唤了吧 But if he meets me, then it's not a booty call, right?
好吧 享受生活吧 All right, then. enjoy yourself.
20岁的意义正是如此 That's what your 20s are for.
30岁呢 就要吸取教训 Your 30s are to learn the lessons.
40岁呢 就要埋酒单 Your 40s are to pay for the drinks.
这样的话 再给我来一杯 Well, in that case, I'll take another one.
问题的关键就是桌子 It's all about the desk.
我选好了桌子 文思就泉涌了 最好能涌... If I find the desk, the writing will come. and it better come...
因为我把新书的预付款拿来装昂贵的修了 because I'm using my new book advance to pay the fancy decorator.
我觉得你重装整个公寓这主意棒极了 I think it is so great that you're redoing your entire apartment.
是啊 旧的不去... Yeah, well, out with the old and...
贵的不来 oh, in with the overpriced.
哈利电话我 说你没有在跑步了 Hey. harry called me and mentioned that you're not running.
他和你说这个干嘛 why'd he do that?
因为他爱你 担心你啊 because he loves you and he's concerned.
没什么好担心的 There's nothing to be concerned about.
那...是医生说不安全还是什么 Well, did...? did the doctor say that it's not safe or something?
没 她说我本来就经常跑 所以没事 No. she said because I'm already a runner, it's fine.
那么你为什么不... So then, why are you not...
因为我害怕有不好的事情会发生 Because I'm afraid something bad is gonna happen.
-我能怀孕就是个奇迹了 -好吧 -It's a miracle I'm even pregnant. -Okay.
我想要的都有了 I have everything I ever wanted.
我觉得越幸福越感到不安 I am so happy that I'm terrified.
没人能事事如意的 看看你 再看看米兰达 Nobody gets everything that they want. look at you. look at Miranda.
你们都是好人 可到头来呢 You're good people and look at what happened to you.
所以坏事总归会来找我的 Of course something bad is gonna happen to me.
亲爱的... Sweetie...
今年你已经便便在裤子里了 you shit your pants this year.
也许已经结束了 Maybe you're done.
每天都跑步 这才是你啊 You run every day, that's what you do.
你不能因为害怕就放弃做自己啊 对吗 You can't stop being who you are because you're afraid, right?
好吧 All right.
好的 我们到了 Okay. here we go.
好的 Okay.
今秋最后一片落叶着了地 And as the last of the autumn leaves fell away...
夏洛特悬着的心也着了地 so did Charlotte's fear.
当第一场雪飘落时 夏洛特又活力十足了 By the time the first snow fell. Charlotte got her stride back.
你确定不需要我回复 Are you sure you don't want me to r.s.v.p.
这些假期聚会吗 To any of these holiday parties?
不用 我很享受一个人的闲暇 No, I am perfectly happy spending time alone.
不改啦? 这看起来还不错呢 You sure? because this looks like a good one.
回家吧 要不赶不上飞机了 去吧 Go home. seriously, you're gonna miss your plane, go.
好吧 但是之前... Okay. but first...
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
-你不用这样的 -就是挺傻的礼物 -You didn't have to. -It's just something silly.
-《火树银花》 -你说过你没看过它 -Oh, Louise from St.Louis. -You said you never saw it.
老天 Well, jeez.
这回我郁闷了 Now I feel bad.
要早知道我们要交换礼物... If I had known we were exchanging gifts...
我两周前就该买一个 I would have bought you one two weeks ago...
然后藏在这儿 and hidden it here.
-这太出乎我意料了 -不管 打开吧 -That is not what I think it is. -I don't know, open it.
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
属于我自己的LV My very own Louis Vuitton?
没错 你不用再租包了 That's right. no more rental for you.
瞧一瞧看一看 谁从大都市回来了 Look who's home from the big city.
这是我花得最值的钱 It was the best money I'd ever spent.
除夕夜 泡面夜 New year's eve and a cup of noodles.
记住午夜要说什么了吗 So you remember what you're gonna say at midnight?
-新年快乐 -没错 -Happy new year. -Yeah.
但是要更开心地说出来 Except you're gonna say it much more excited than that.
-像这样 新年快乐! -新年快乐 -You're gonna say, "happy new year!" -Happy new year.
对 说完要亲亲 Yeah. and you say that and then you kiss.
好了 All right.
准备好走了吗 小伙子 All ready to go, b-boy?
带上圣诞公公送你的蝙蝠侠没有 Did you remember to pack the batman that Santa brought you?
我觉得会在厨房里 I think it's in the kitchen.
收到新的蝙蝠侠了吗 Oh, you gotta have the new batman, huh?
和姐妹们约好没 You got plans with the girls?
我们都打算在家过 We're all kind of staying in tonight.
想不想 和我们一起出去吃呢 Would you like to come out and eat with us?
我们可以在你住的这边吃 We could go someplace on your side of the bridge.
不了 谢谢 No. thank you.
米兰达 我没想过要伤害你 Miranda, I never meant to hurt you.
-蝙蝠侠 -找到了 蝙蝠侠 -Batman. - Oh, there he is. Batman.
-带上帽子 -对呢 -Put your hat on. -Yeah.
-外面下雪呢 -好了 -It's snowing out. -Here you go.
-我要带上蝙蝠侠 -好 -I'm gonna bring batman. -Okay.
新年快乐 Happy new year.
亲亲 Kiss.
好了 明天见 All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
这是我的新... This is my new...
你知道我们的大计划吧 You know what we're gonna do?
我们要在午夜放鞭炮 We're gonna light a firecracker at midnight.
-喂 -新年快乐 -Hello? -Happy new year.
我们现在超级开心呢 We're having a fabulous time.
唯独就是少了你 来吧 The only thing missing is you. come.
真好 可我不能来 我在...我在写东西 That's sweet but l can't. l'm-- l'm writing.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
你没在写东西吧 对吗 You're not really writing, are you?
没 你不是超级开心吧 对吗 No. you're not really having a fabulous time, are you?
没有 救命啊 No. rescue me.
这里一点乐子都没有 There's no one fun here.
身不由己的日子 It's very forced-festive.
没错 这就是每年除夕聚会的感受 Oh, yes. that's just what every new year's eve party needs...
来自勃朗特家的迷途的姐妹 a visit from the lost Bronte sister.
好吧 至少比希尔顿家的姐妹强吧 Well, better a Bronte sister than a Hilton sister.
谢谢 可是 Thanks, but...
10点钟 我就要去睡觉了 by 10 p.m. l will be in bed asleep...
无论今天晚上有多么风花雪月 都与我无关 and blissfully unaware of how fabulous this night is supposed to be.
-喂 -我以为... -Hello? -So I thought...
成家的好处之一就是 that one of the perks of having a family...
不用在除夕夜孤单一人吃中国菜 Was that you didn't have to spend new year's eve alone with Chinese food.
我一个人在吃中国菜呢 I am alone with Chinese food.
-我在睡觉呢 -糟糕 对不起 -I was asleep. -Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
不用 没关系 布莱迪呢 No, no, that's okay. Where's Brady?
-在史蒂夫那儿 -对了 -It's Steve's night. -Oh. right.
-别起来了 继续睡吧 -没事 没关系的 -Don't wake up. go... go back to sleep. -No, it's okay.
-你还好吧 -我没事 -You all right? -I'm fine.
我吃饱了撑的... I got all choked up...
一个人看些傻逼新年节目 watching stupid new year's eve stuff alone on tv.
-要不要我过去 -我住在下城很远的 -You want me to come over? -I'm all the way downtown.
没事 我可以打辆车 No, I can... you know, I can... I grab a cab.
除夕夜 算了吧 我没事的 On new year's? no way. I'm... I'm... I'm fine.
真没事 只想和你说说话 Really. I just... I just wanted to talk a little.
睡去吧 我们...明年见 Go back to sleep. I'll... I'll see you next year.
-晚安 -晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
怎能忘怀老朋友 尘封旧时的欢乐记忆 Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind?
怎能忘怀老朋友 抹去昔日的美好时光 Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne?
真棒 Good one.
为了美好的往昔 朋友 For auld lang syne, my dear,
-快到时间了 -香槟 -It's almost time. -Champagne?
为了珍贵的情谊 For auld lang syne,
让我们饮尽这杯友谊的美酒 We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
天 感谢上帝你总算来了 Oh, my god. Thank god you're here.
愿友谊地久天长 For auld lang syne!
你愿举起手中的酒杯 And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
与我把酒言欢 And surely I'll be mine,
让我们饮尽这杯友谊的美酒 And we'll tak a cup o kindness yet,
愿友谊地久天长 For auld lang syne!
为了美好的往昔 朋友 For auld lang syne, my dear,
为了珍贵的情谊 For auld lang syne,
让我们饮尽这杯友谊的美酒 We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
愿友谊地久天长 For auld lang syne!
我们曾结伴游遍故乡的山野 We twa hae run about the braes,
采摘美丽的菊花 And pou'd the gowans fine,
如今却各自离去在人海茫茫 But we've wander'd monie a weary fit,
散落在天涯 Sin auld lang syne.
为了美好的往昔 朋友 For auld lang syne, my dear,
为了珍贵的情谊 For auld lang syne,
让我们饮尽这杯友谊的美酒 We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
我的上帝啊 -Hey. -Oh, my god.
你不会孤单的 You're not alone.
愿友谊地久天长 For auld lang syne!
我们也曾在荡舟在粼粼的水面 We twa hae paidl'd in the burn
从太阳升起直到黄昏 Frae morning sun till dine,
而今物是人非两茫茫 But seas between us braid hae roar'd
伤心各自奔天涯 Sin auld lang syne.
为了美好的往昔 朋友 For auld lang syne, my dear,
为了珍贵的情谊 For auld lang syne,
让我们饮尽这杯友谊的美酒 We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
愿友谊地久天长 For auld lang syne!
小孩子家家可能就... a young child that perhaps they've...
-小心点 -没事吧 -Hey, easy there, girl. -You all right?
没事 谢啦 Yeah. thanks.
在洛杉矶开了三个月车 我他妈都不会走路了 Three months driving in L.A. and I forgot how to use my fucking legs.
每个春天 纽约的女性们 Every spring, the women of New York...
都会把一切傻事抛之脑后 Leave the foolish choices of their
期待着崭新的篇章 past behind and look forward to the future.
这就是纽约时装周 This is known as Fashion Week.
我们坐那儿 Oh, there we are.
-第一排 -我走了点后门 -We're in the front row? -I had to pull some strings.
-很好很强大 -我真该谢谢他们 -Very nice. -I should go thank them.
决定好午饭吃什么 我去预约 Decide where we're gonna go for lunch and I'll make a call.
这会儿真像回到从前了 It's just like old times.
周六我和布莱迪 史蒂夫 So this is what you all
逛布鲁克林水族馆的时候... spent your Saturday's doing...
你们就是在忙这些咯 while I was with Brady and Steve at the Brooklyn aquarium?
这个嘛... Well...
也不是每周六啦 Not every Saturday.
话说去水族馆看表演时 我们也坐第一排呢 Just so you know, we always had front row at the mammal show.
史蒂夫模仿海豚最搞笑了 Steve does the funniest dolphin impression.
其实说那海豚像史蒂夫更准确 Actually, it's more Steve as a dolphin.
你真的不能原谅他么 You really can't forgive him?
你想说啥 Are you suggesting something?
我喜欢史蒂夫 一直都是 I like Steve. I always liked Steve.
他都道了100次歉了 也没找新女友 He's apologized 100 times. He's not seeing anyone else.
这样还不行么 What's it gonna take?
你是不是也想她原谅大人物 Are you also suggesting that she forgive big?
不要 我可以杀了大人物 No. I could kill big.
有时候我跑着步 Sometimes when I'm running...
就想象着如果再见他要说什么 I imagine what I would say to him if I ever saw him again.
我想到了一个完美的开场白 I have the perfect opening line.
你们想知道吗 Do you wanna hear it?
想啊 Uh, yeah.
你爸当初怎么没把你射在墙上 I curse the day you were born.
很黄很暴力 你最好再配个手势什么的 That's impressive. you better work up a hand gesture to go with it.
我不清楚是因为时装秀 I didn't know if it was the fashion...
还是我们四个又聚在一起了 or the fact that the four of us were together again...
但是那么长时间以来 我感觉 but for the first time in a long time...
第一次找回了自己 I felt like myself.
我们打车吧 我饿死了 不知道... Well, let's get a cab, okay? I'm absolutely starving. I don't know what...
皮草是屠杀 Fur is murder!
屠杀 屠杀 Murder! murder!
-屠杀 屠杀 -操 我真怀念纽约 -Murder! murder! -God, I miss New York.
几个星期后 And a couple of weeks later.
我见了圣女露易丝的圣路易斯男友威尔 I met saint Louise's St.Louis boyfriend.Will.
这个圣诞节 他们发现深爱着对方 Over Christmas. they realized how much they loved each other.
-我是凯莉 -威尔 -I'm Carrie. -Will.
情人节如期而至 Just in time for valentine's day.
如期而至的祝福 情人节快乐 Just in time. wish you a happy Valentines day.
致凯莉婶婶 爱你的莉莉 to aunt Carrie-love Lily.
我打电话是想确认你是否吊死在浴帘杆上 I'm calling to make sure that you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
-你早了一个小时 -情人节打算怎么过啊 -You called about an hour too early. -So, what's the v-day plan?
我和米兰达一会儿一起吃晚餐 Well, Miranda and I are going to dinner...
然后看部很黄很暴力的电影 and then a very violent slasher movie.
-真不错 -你呢 -Perfect. -You?
我在给史密斯做寿司 逗号 有话请讲 I'm making Smith sushi. pause for reaction.
哇 你还会那个呢 Wow, you do that?
回来以后我们报了个班 We took a class a while back.
当他七点半走进家门 And when he comes in that door at 7:30...
我会裸体躺在餐桌上--自制寿司人体盛 l'm going to surprise him by laying naked on the dining-Room table...
给他个惊喜 covered with homemade sushi.
你还真有那个闲情逸致 Boy, you do have time on your hands.
还有别的创意吗 So. what else is new?
这屋子真有恋爱的氛围 There is a whole lot of love in this room.
是我过时了还是情人节太亢奋了 Is it me or is valentine's day this year on steroids?
不 去年也这样 只是物是人非罢了 No. I think it was like this last year. we just played for the other team.
晚上好 这是我们的情人节菜单 Good evening. this is our valentine's night menu.
我们所有的特色菜都 All of our specials are romantically
以爱为主题 并且适合两人分享 Themed and designed to be split for two.
-需要红酒吗 -要 -Are we having wine? -Yes.
-来两杯还是...-一瓶 -Glass or a...? -Bottle.
马上给您和您的女朋友上餐 I'll be right back to take you and your girlfriend's order.
你为啥偏偏选在今天看《Vogue》 Why would you have looked at the Vogue today of all days?
因为我是个情绪化的自虐狂 Because I'm an emotional cutter.
我真是活该 跑了整个纽约... I deserve what I got. running all over New York...
坚信自己终于找到了幸福的归属 believing that I'm finally getting my happy ending.
瞧啊 真爱无敌啊 See? Love does conquer all.
看看我那地球仅此一件婚纱... Look at me in my one-of-a-kind wedding gown...
-嫁给一生的挚爱 -要不要再开一瓶... marrying the love of my life." - Would you like another bot?
-要 -要 -Yes. -Yes.
米兰达 这个童话里 我从没说过"我们"二字 And Miranda, in that article, I did not say "we" once.
从头至尾都是"我觉得"和"我想要" No. the whole article was "i think" and "i want."
-这是你自己的观点啊 -对 太对了 我的想法 -It was from your point of view. -Yeah, exactly. my point of view.
是啊 这整个婚礼都是我一厢情愿 Exactly. the whole wedding was my point of view.
我把这个婚礼变得比大人物还重要 I let... I let the wedding get bigger than big.
我才是他下不了车的根本原因 I am the reason that he did not get out of the car.
好吧 Okay.
我对大人物说了些不该说... I said something to big that I shouldn't have...
彩排晚宴的时候 at the rehearsal dinner.
什么意思 What do you mean?
史蒂夫出现之后 我就很烦躁 After Steve showed up, I was really upset.
然后碰到了大人物... And I bumped into big...
我说...你们两个疯了才要结婚 and I said that you two were crazy to get married.
来了 你们的雪华沙干红 Here we go, your shiraz.
好了 非常感谢 Okay, great. thanks so much.
对不起 我那时很生气 史蒂夫他... I'm sorry. I was upset. Steve had...
整整五个月这件事在我脑海里不停地转来转去 I have been going over this and over this in my mind for five months.
而这五个月 你就一直这样装聋作哑 And for five months, you kept a secret like that?
-我试过一次想告诉你 但结果...-一次? -I tried to tell you once, but then... -Once?
你试过一次想告诉我 You tried to tell me once?
你应该每一天都试着告诉我 You should have tried to tell me every single day.
我知道 我是在等个合适的机会 I know. I was waiting for the right time.
从来就没有合适的机会告诉我 There is no right time to tell me that
是你毁了我的婚礼 you ruined my marriage.
就那么发生了 我是无心的 It just happened. I wasn't thinking.
凯莉 求你别走好吗 Carrie, please don't go.
知道什么最伤我的心么 you know what I think hurts the most?
你竟然隐瞒着没告诉我 Is that you kept a secret from me.
而我呢 从来就没有这样对过你 And I have never, ever kept a secret from you.
从没有 Ever.
错了 我有过 过去的这五个月... No, I'm lying. for the last five months...
我都认为你离开史蒂夫是个超级大错误 l've been thinking that it is a huge mistake that you left Steve.
看吧 There.
你是什么感觉 How does it feel?
劳驾 过去一下 Excuse me. Excuse me.
万事俱备 Any minute now.
宝贝 是我 接电话 Hey. babe. it's me. pick up.
接啊 Pick up.
现在7点20 我还在摄影棚 All right. it's 7:20. I'm still at the studio.
我们进度慢了 我晚一点回家 We're behind. I'm gonna be a little bit late.
对不起宝贝 再见 Sorry. Bye.
四十分钟后... Forty minutes later...
寿司 萨曼莎 还是缺个史密斯 Sushi. Samantha. Still no Smith.
这事太不靠谱了 This is bullshit.
这才是萨曼莎计划好的情人节 It was the same valentine night Samantha had planned...
除了寿司 Minus the sushi.
再除去第二个女人 And the other woman.
我回来了 I'm home.
-老天 真是漫长的一天 -你迟到了三个小时 -Man, that was a long day. -You're three hours late.
很烦 我知道 你吃了没 Bummer, I know. did you eat?
对 吃过了 Yes, I ate.
我吃了亲自给你做的寿司 I ate the sushi that I hand-made for you.
裸身人体盛寿司大餐 The sushi that I laid all over my
是我送你的情人节惊喜 Naked body as a valentine surprise for you.
为什么那么大火气啊 我打了电话的 Why are you so upset? I called.
我接不了电话 I couldn't pick up the phone.
我身上到处是寿司 My body was covered everywhere with sushi.
我把芥末放在别人一辈子都不会放的地方 I got wasabi in places where one should never get wasabi.
一整天我宅在厨房给你做温馨晚餐 Oh, you think it's funny that I slaved all day in this kitchen...
是件好笑的事吗 to make a lovely meal for you?
你做了寿司 这又不是什么大事 You made some sushi. it's not a big deal.
不是大事? 给你 not a big deal. here.
我可不是那种 I am not the type of woman...
在家等男人等一天的女人 who sits home all day waiting for a man!
享用你的加利福尼亚手卷吧 Enjoy your California handmade roll!
操蛋的情人节快乐 Happy fucking valentine's day.
我是凯莉 请留言 It's Carrie. leave me a message.
凯莉 是我 求你接电话吧 Carrie. it's me. Please pick up.
连着三天的"抱歉"电话 电邮和花 Three days of "i'm sorry" calls and e-mails and flowers...
我还是没想好 and I still wasn't ready.
这是我们有史以来持续时间最长的冷战 It was the longest we'd ever gone without speaking.
凯莉 Carrie.
-我得和你谈谈 -你在这儿等了多久了 -I need to talk to you. -How long have you been waiting here?
17块钱那么久 Seventeen-dollars long.
拜托你进来吧 表刚跳到18了 Please get in. It just hit 18.
-不说话有点奇怪 -我还生气呢 -This is weird, not talking. -I'm upset.
刚刚 我懂 可是这已经发生了 Carrie, I understand but it just happened
我从没想过会伤害你 I never meant to hurt you.
你必须原谅我 You have to forgive me.
知道么... You know...
-什么 -算了 -What? -No.
别 拜托 你想说什么 No, please, what were you gonna say?
你这么缠着我指望着三天就得到宽恕 You badger me to forgive you in three days.
可是想都不想去宽恕 You won't even consider forgiving
史蒂夫六个月前的错误 Steve for something he did six months ago.
这是两码事 It's not the same thing.
这都是宽恕啊 It's forgiveness.
我不清楚我能相信这事不会再发生了 I don't know that I can trust that it won't happen again.
史蒂夫 你今天话很少 Steve, you're very quiet today.
米兰达 我知道我让你很难再信任我了... Miranda, I know I made it hard for you to trust me...
-但你也让我很难信任你 -我吗 -But you made it hard for me to trust you. -Me?
你对我的所作所为 从你的生活中踢出去 The way you treated me and cut me out of your life like that.
没错 我是违背一条誓言... I mean, yeah, I broke a vow...
那其它那些誓言呢 but what about the other vows?
比如承诺不论是好还是坏都爱着对方 Like promising to love someone for better or for worse.
那个怎么算 What about that?
我怎么知道她下半辈子不会也这样惩罚我呢 How do I know she's not gonna punish me for the rest of my life?
没法知道 You don't.
而且她也没法确定你不会再出轨 And she doesn't know for sure that you won't have another indiscretion.
你们能确定的是 你们是否还想继续生活下去 All you can know is that you wanna move forward...
用你们的爱情做赌注 And risk that the love
保证这样的事情不会再发生了 you have for each other won't allow that to happen.
这才是我们要解决的问题 And that's what we'll discover here.
我们上一次婚姻咨询结束了 So we're done with our last session.
两周内我们不能和对方说话 We're not allowed to talk to each other for two weeks...
这期间我们要考虑好 While we figure out if being together
我们是不是真的想要复合 Again is something that we really want.
然后必须找个地方碰面 And then we had to pick a place to meet...
如果那天我们都出现了 以前的事一笔勾销 and if we both show up on that day, the past no longer exists.
出现在那里就好像对对方的承诺 It's like showing up is our promise to each other...
不计前嫌 携手向前 that we're both willing to let it all go and move forward.
-你会去吗 -不知道 -can you do that? -I don't know.
我不知道 我要好好想一想 I don't know. I have a lot of thinking to do.
-想 不如凭感觉 -什么意思 -Thinking? or feeling? -What do you mean?
米兰达 你是个律师 Well, Miranda, you're a lawyer.
你可以从正反两面来辩论 You know, you can argue both sides of any case.
但是我们的感觉是不能用逻辑来分析的 But why we feel what we feel isn't logical.
这是感情 it's emotional.
所以很遗憾 哈佛高材生 这一次... So I'm sorry, Harvard, but I'm afraid...
你要跟着感觉做出决定 you're gonna have to base this decision on your emotions.
那我白搭 我都不知道自己的感觉是什么 Well, then I'm screwed. I don't know what I feel.
你会的 时机到了你就知道了 You will. there will come a moment when you know.
如果答案是"是" 之前所有的逻辑和旧怨 And if it's "yes, " then all that brilliant logic...
就会抛到十万八千里之外去了 it's gonna go right out the window with the past.
我以为找个见面的地方就很有挑战性了 And I thought picking a spot to meet was gonna be the challenge.
-选的哪儿 -布鲁克林大桥 -Where is it? -On the Brooklyn Bridge.
我们两个住处的几何中心 halfway between our two places.
有逻辑 又不乏浪漫 very logical, and yet poetic.
我们都去了才浪漫 Poetic if we both show up.
不然被晾在桥上 一个人 Otherwise you're on a bridge, rejected.
那可不好玩了 It's not a good plan.
我有两条好消息 I got two pieces of good news.
-我有两杯咖啡 -谢谢 -Oh, and I've got two coffees. -Thank you.
给你 那么是什么呢 Here you go. so, what's up?
刚接到房产经济的电话 I just heard from your realtor
第五大道的公寓终于卖掉了 and the apartment on 5th has finally sold.
新房主60天后搬进去 You got 60 days before the new owner takes possession,
之前你要搬出来 And you're out of there.
第二条消息呢 And what is the other news?
我要搬回圣路易斯了 今年秋天结婚 I'm moving back to St.Louis and we're getting married in the fall.
上帝 Oh, my god.
等等 我要欣赏一下 Wait a minute, I gotta see that.
-很漂亮 -知道么 这可不是租来的 -Well, it's gorgeous. -and you know what? It ain't rented.
做决定的最后一天 On the day of her decision deadline...
对比清单 米兰达分析了复合的利与弊 true to form. Miranda had argued both sides of the case.
谢谢你 Thank you.
米兰达突然领悟到 It suddenly dawned on Miranda...
史蒂夫的清单上可能弊大于利 that Steve's list might have had more cons than pros.
米兰达没有再回头看 And Miranda never looked back.
好吧 基本上没有 Well. almost never.
吻我 Kiss me.
与此同时 回到失-落杉矶 Meanwhile, back in Lost Angeles...
看起来新世纪哲学早不是秘密了 Turns out new age philosophy wasn't the secret.
萨曼莎有钱 有事业 还有个爱她的男人 Samantha had money, a career, and a man who loved her.
然而 But still.
她还是觉得人生中少了点什么 She couldn't shake the feeling that something was missing from her life.
宝贝 回来 Baby, come back.
那不是咱家 That's not our house.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
我...很抱歉 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
我住在你隔壁 I'm your next-door neighbor...
我的狗跑到你的鸡巴...甲板上了 and my dog ran up on your dick deck.
灵光一闪 她到底缺了什么已经一目了然了 Suddenly it wasn't so secret what she was missing.
要一起洗吗 Wanna join me?
我叫但丁 Hey. I'm Dante.
欢迎你随时串门 Stop by anytime.
命运从此转折 It was official.
从遇见但丁那一刻起... From the minute she met Dante...
萨曼莎就如坠炼狱了 Samantha was in hell.
春天之前 我审视以前的自己 And by spring. I looked like my old self...
而在我的新公寓里 in my new apartment.
新宝宝迎接派对也如期而至 just in time for the baby shower.
-我过去一下 亲爱的 -好的 -Oh, excuse me, honey. Hi. -Sure.
有个妖孽没搁杯垫就把被子放你新桌子上了 A woman put a glass on your new desk without a coaster.
我告诉她 你再敢这样 老娘打折你的小蹄子 I said, "if you do it again, I'm gonna break your arm."
-谢谢 -洗手间? -Thanks. -Bathroom?
-没错 怎么样 -非常好 我认为 -Yes. hey, how's it going? -Pretty good, I think.
好 好 好 Good, good, good.
萨曼莎在哪？她的飞机两小时前就降落了 Where's Samantha? Her plane landed two hours ago.
你了解她的 她可能先到外面转转 Oh, you know her. She's probably working out first.
回家的感觉真好 There's no place like home.
亲爱的 Sweetie.
你包里有只老鼠啊 You have a rat in your purse.
-最好是只有教养的老鼠 -能帮您拿衣服吗 -That rat better be housebroken. -Take your coat?
-好的 -好漂亮的包包 -Sure. -Hey, cute bag.
天啊 萨曼莎 Oh, my gosh, Samantha.
你养了只小狗 You have a dog.
没想过我有一天也会带只狗吧 Did you ever think you'd see the day me with a pooch?
我的天哪 瞧瞧你的救生圈 Mother of god, what's with the gut?
她在外面吃了不少吧 Well, she's eating something out there.
进来吧 Come on in!
我们正等你呢 We've been waiting for you.
我吃是为了不出轨 I eat so I won't cheat.
你都吃些什么 What exactly are you eating?
除了但丁的鸡巴什么都吃 Everything except Dante's dick.
素质 现在这已经是成年人的公寓了 Language, please. this is a grown-up apartment now.
直到看见你们的表情 我才意识到自己有多胖 I guess I didn't realize how big I was until I saw it on your faces.
怎么...我这么说都是为了你好啊 How...? And I say this with love.
你怎么能意识不到呢 How could you not realize it?
-我尽量避免照镜子 -我为你不出轨而骄傲 -I've been avoiding mirrors. -Well, I'm proud of you for not cheating.
我觉得没什么可骄傲的 I don't think there's anything to be proud of.
我塞满自己的嘴是为了 I stuff my face to stop myself from
让自己做违背本性的事情 doing something that feels natural to me.
听着 这和体重一点关系都没有 Now, listen, this isn't about the weight.
无论高矮胖瘦你都一样迷人 You would look gorgeous at any size.
-但是你开心吗 -我觉得... -But are you happy? -Well...
感情并不是总让人开心的 是吧 Relationships aren't always about being happy, right?
我是说 在感情中你常感到开心吗 I mean, how often do you feel happy in your relationship?
我敢肯定这是问你的 I'm pretty sure that's to you.
-每一天 -你每天都开心吗 -Every day. -You feel happy every day?
不是每时每刻 但每天都开心 Not all day every day, but every day.
你上次感到开心是什么时候 When was the last time you felt happy?
六个月前 Six months ago.
我觉得在洛杉矶这种情况很平常 I think that's normal for l.a.
-我该怎么办 -你的圈圈和你说什么了 -What am I gonna do? -What's your gut tell you?
我知道 可史密斯伴我度过了化疗 I know, but Smith stayed with me through chemo.
所以 如果他能伴我度过难关 And if he can stay with me through that...
我应该和他保持这段感情 then I should be able to stay in this relationship for him.
亲爱的 你把你的爱情和化疗相提并论 Sweetie, you just compared your relationship to chemo.
我们仨是萨曼莎逃避不了的三面镜子 There we were. the three mirrors Samantha couldn't avoid.
还有一件事萨曼莎 And Samantha?
那枕头值三百美元 That pillow cost $300.
我的小怪兽 你好吗 My little monster. hi.
你回来了 Hey, you're home.
我还以为你要在那里待一周呢 I thought you were staying the week.
我们需要谈谈 We need to talk.
好吧 Oh, man.
-我知道这一天会到来的 -是的 -I knew this was coming. -Yeah.
这样行不通 This isn't working.
我尽力了 我用了5年的时间和15磅体重 I've done my best. I've given it five years and 15 pounds.
怎么了 Well, what?
-你不再爱我了? -不 我爱你 -You don't love me anymore? -Yes, I love you.
只是 It's just...
我要说一些本不该说的话 I'm just gonna say the thing you're not supposed to say.
我爱你但我更爱我自己 I love you but I love me more.
我和自己有49年的感情 And I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years...
这是我必须持续下去的 and that's the one I need to work on.
你会找到一个值得你爱的好姑娘的 You're gonna find a wonderful woman who loves being in a relationship.
你会找谁 What will you find?
我不知道 I don't know.
但我愿意去冒这个险 But that's a risk I'm willing to take.
-别 留着它吧 -好吧 -Hey, no. keep it. -Okay.
每次看到它... Every time I look down at it...
我都会想起你 l'm gonna think of you.
有的爱情故事不是史诗巨著 Some love stories aren't epic novels.
有的只不过是短篇小说 Some are short stories.
可无论长短他们都充满了真情 But that doesn't make them any less filled with love.
这一次 At this time...
各位乘客 请系好您的安全带 We ask that all passengers fasten their seat belts
飞机马上就要着陆了 in preparation for landing.
我们要在纽约着陆了 We're landing in New York.
我需要把这个收走了 I'm gonna need to take that now.
好的 给我吧 给我 Okay. here we go now. give me that.
有人回到我的身边的时候 As someone returned to my life...
有人却要离我而去了 someone left.
-邮票 邮寄标签 -好的 -Stamps, mailing labels. -Okay.
我把你没看过的信件都放在这个信封里了 And I put all your unopened mail from your p.o. box in these envelopes.
好的 All right.
请您千万 千万 And please, please...
别把凯莉·布雷萧的网站搞的乱七八糟了 Do not make a mess out of Carrie Bradshaw. com.
-好的 -那可是我的心血啊 -Okay. -It's my masterpiece.
-没有你我该怎么办 -你会找到别的女孩的 -What am I gonna do without you? -You'll find some other girl...
但她们可没法和我比哦 but she won't have my style.
圣女露易丝 Saint Louise.
是你让我重新开始了生活 You brought me back to life.
是你送给我LV And you gave me Louise Vuitton.
说真的 我们别再感伤了 Serious, we need to stop crying.
-你的钥匙 -谢谢 -Your keys. -Oh, thanks.
等等 别忘了你的"爱" Wait, wait, wait. Don't forget your love.
不用了 我已经找到我的爱了 No. I found my love.
给你留着吧 I'm leaving that with you.
-我的婚礼上再见 -圣路易斯见 -See you at my wedding. -I'll meet you in St.Louis.
再见 Bye.
几周后... And a couple of weeks later...
行动缓慢的夏洛特去吃快餐 a slow-moving Charlotte grabbed a quick lunch.
-您什么时候生 -下周吧 -Well, when are you due? -Next week.
-你看起来美极了 -谢谢 -You look gorgeous. -Oh, thank you.
-您要喝点什么吗 -不 不 -Hi, can I get you something to drink? -No, no.
-不要吗 -不 我不能呆在这了 -No? -No. I can't stay.
帮帮我 帮我挪开桌子 Help me. help me move the table.
夏洛特 Charlotte.
夏洛特 等等 Charlotte, wait. wait.
夏洛特 别跑了 你是孕妇 Charlotte. Charlotte, don't run. You're pregnant.
我不想见你 我对你很生气 I don't wanna see you. I'm so mad at you.
我一直站在你这一边 但你却对凯莉那样 I was always on your side. and then you go and you do that to Carrie.
不 不 我不哭 我不会为你浪费眼泪的 No! no! I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna waste tears on you.
你爸当初怎么没把你射在墙上 I curse the day you were born.
我想我的羊水破了 我的天哪 I think my water just broke. Oh, my god.
-出租车 -我的车在这 -Taxi! -My car's right there.
我不想坐你的车 出租车 I don't wanna get in your car! Taxi!
我带你去医院吧 好吧 求你了 Please, I gotta get you to the hospital, okay? please?
-好吗 -勒诺克斯山医院 -Okay? Lenox Hill.
好的 开车 Okay. Start the car.
恭喜你们 生了个女孩 Hi. Congratulations. A girl.
我这辈子注定身边是美女如云 It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
过来 Come here.
-她真漂亮 -和露丝打个招呼 -She's gorgeous. -Say hello to Rose.
-露丝 多好听的名字 -和哈利奶奶的名字一样 -Rose. What a beautiful name. -It's after Harry's bubbe.
现在我们有一个莉莉(百合)一个露丝(玫瑰) Now we got a Lily and a Rose.
好吧 Well...
我不得不说 你们俩可真酷啊 I have to say, you two are very cool customers
还没说"我要生了" 就打电话说"孩子出来了" making the "baby's here" call without all the "I'm in labor" drama.
还有更具戏剧性的呢 There was plenty of drama.
羊水破的时候 我正在一家餐厅门口 My water broke while I was standing in front of a restaurant.
-是啊 很有戏剧性 -等等 她还没说完 -Wow, that's very dramatic. -Wait, wait, she's not done.
-羊水破的时候 我正和大人物说话 -什么 -It broke while I was talking to big. -What?
听到了吗 人生如戏吧 See? Drama.
遇到他 我很生气 我的羊水就破了 I ran into him and I got so upset, my water broke.
是他送她来医院的 一直到孩子出生才走 He brought her to the hospital, stayed until the baby was born.
我觉得他很想见你 I think he was hoping to see you.
今天不提他 今天的主角是漂亮宝贝露丝 Well, today is not about him. it's about beautiful baby rose.
她的头发像夏洛特 别的呢 So we know she has Charlotte's hair. what else do we know?
-她太可爱的 恭喜你们了 -谢谢 -She's a doll. Mazel tov. -Thank you.
再见 Bye.
他让我告诉你 给他打个电话 He asked me to ask you to call him.
我知道 这与我无关 I know I know, it's none of my business,
不过让这个傻帽在医院晃悠 but I felt bad for the schmuck...
等着见你 我觉得很可怜 hanging around the hospital hoping to see you.
我发誓 每次听到大厅有高跟鞋走过 I swear every time he heard someone in heels walking down the hall,
他的心跳都快停了 His heart stopped.
哈利 这比你想象的要复杂的多 Harry, it's... it's so much more complicated than you can imagine.
我知道 你也有权永远不打电话给他 可我 I know it is, and you have every right to never call him, but I just...
今天我那么高兴 可那个家伙那么可怜 I'm a big pile of love today and I feel bad for the guy.
他说他写信给你了 但你从没回过 He said he's been writing you, but you never responded.
没 他从没写过信给我 No, he's never written to me.
他说他写信是因为没你的电话号码 He said he wrote because he didn't have your phone number.
不 他从不写信的 从不 No, he's never written. ever.
那他怎么会说他写了呢 Then why would he say he had?
两个小时 两个信封 无数的电邮之后 Two hours. two manila envelopes and countless e-mails later...
我快要放弃这个大的谜团了 I was just about to give up on the big riddle when
我让露易丝把大人物的邮件 I had told Louise to put big in a place
放在我再也看不到的地方 Where I would never have to hear from him again.
我是露易丝 请留言 This is Louise. leave a message.
你好 露易丝 是我 Hey... hey, Louise, it's me.
你能给我助理文件夹的密码吗 Can you give me the password for your assistant file?
好吧 给我回个电话吧 谢谢 Okay, call me. thanks.
妈的 Oh, shit.
我敲入"爱"的时候 他在这 As soon as I typed in "love." there he was.
因为大人物实在不善言辞 And because big still didn't have the words...
他把贝多芬的情书又敲了一遍 he retyped a love letter from Beethoven.
还有拜伦的 And lord Byron.
约翰·济慈的 And john Keats.
伏尔泰的 And voltaire.
都在这了《伟大情书选集》第一册 There they were. the love letters of great men. volume one.
还有约翰·詹姆斯·普莱斯顿的一封信 Plus one more written by john James Preston.
我知道是我不好 但是我永远爱你 I know I screwed it up but I will love you forever.
我想打电话给他 但我们的爱情... I wanted to call him. But our love...
凯莉和大人物 第一 第二 第三册 Carrie and big. Volumes one, two and three
阻止了我 stopped me.
我没听到电话响 我们在挑婚纱呢 I didn't hear my phone. We're shopping for my wedding gown.
那件裙子显得你胸超大 That dress makes your boobies look big.
-妈 求你们了 这是工作电话 -闭嘴 -Mama, can you please? this is a work call. -Shut up.
-不 没关系 我搞定了 -我正要打电话给你 -No, it's okay, I figured it out. -Well, I was gonna call you anyway.
今天是第五大道公寓的最后一天 Today is the final day on the 5th avenue apartment.
你必须在6点他们换锁前到 You have till 6:00 before they change the locks.
不用了 我没必要去那了 No, I don't need to go over there.
你不想要那些从没穿过的鞋了吗 Do you not want those never-worn shoes?
天哪 我都忘了 Oh, god, I completely forgot.
如果你不要 可以送给我 我能把脚挤进去的 If you don't, you can send them to me and I'll squeeze my feet into them.
可现在已经5点了 But it's already 5:00.
天哪 从没被穿过的400美元的鞋啊 Hello? they are never-been-worn, $400 shoes.
实际上是525 好吧 谢谢 再见 Actually 525. yeah, okay. all right, thanks. bye.
出租车 Taxi!
时过境迁 公寓的灯光 The light in our prewar apartment...
看起来完全不像经历过"战争" looked completely different postwar.
我正要把这个给你送过去 I was gonna get these to you.
我不愿意就这么浪费了 I didn't want it to be a total loss.
没有任何逻辑可言 这就是爱 It wasn't logic. It was love.
咱们为什么决定要结婚呢 Why did we ever decide to get married?
我觉得... I guess...
我们害怕如果不结婚 还会发生什么事情 we were afraid it would mean something if we didn't.
对不起 我那样对你 I'm sorry to have done that to you.
那样对你 我也很对不起 I'm sorry to have done that to you.
你知道最有趣的是什么吗 You know the funny part?
有趣的部分? Is there a funny part?
在决定永远幸福地生活在一起前 我们很幸福 We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after.
老天跟我们开玩笑了吧 Guess the joke's on us.
-这个衣橱真不错 -谢谢 -It's a good closet. -Thanks.
好舒服啊 It's comfortable.
你在铺地毯时想到这一幕了吗 Is this what you had in mind when you installed the carpet?
我要是有那么精明就好了 I'd like to think I was that smooth.
在新主人没来之前 咱们还是起来吧 We better get up before the new owners bust in on us.
以前我们决定结婚... And the way we decided to get married...
全都是例行公事 it was all business.
一点儿也不浪漫 No romance.
求婚不是这个样子的 That's not the way you propose to someone.
这样才是 This is.
凯莉·布雷萧 Carrie Bradshaw...
我此生的真爱 love of my life...
愿意嫁给我吗 will you marry me?
看 这就是为什么要有钻戒的原因 See, this is why there's a diamond.
想做成生意就需要付出代价 You need to do something to close the deal.
然后再抛弃了所有繁杂手续后 And forsaking all others...
最终凯莉·布雷萧衣着朴素的嫁给了 And in the end. Carrie Bradshaw married john James Preston...
-约翰·詹姆斯·普莱斯顿 -我愿意 -In a label-less dress. - I do.
以纽约州政府赋予我的权利 Then by the power vested in me by the state of New York...
我宣布你们结为夫妻 你可以吻新娘了 I now pronounce you husband and wife. you may kiss the bride.
永远属于你 永远属于我 Ever thine. ever mine.
永远是我们的 Ever ours.
你习惯用"我们"了吗 So you're okay that it was just us?
很好 你和我 像我说过的 It was perfect. You and me, like I said.
如果闺蜜们都在这你会很高兴的 Still, it would have been nice if you had the girls here.
所以我打电话叫她们来了 Which is why I called them.
-你好 凯莉 -恭喜你 -Hi, Carrie! -Mazel tov!
-火腿和鸡蛋 给您的 先生 -是我的 -Ham and eggs. Ham and eggs for you, sir. -Yup, that's me.
没有富丽堂皇 光彩照人的仪式 It wasn't a fancy. designer reception either.
只有美味佳肴和亲朋好友 Just food and friends.
黄油 夫人 Butter, ma'am?
当我开始审视婚姻到底是怎么样的 and as I put the wedding gown away,
我不禁纳闷 I couldn't help to wonder
是什么让我们愿意书写自己的誓言 why is it that we're willing to write our own vows...
而不是自己规则 But not our own rules
这正是需要等待我去发掘的 and that's just a little something I'm working on.
谢谢 Thank you.
上帝啊 Oh, my god.
也许有的标签注定是要放在衣橱里的 Maybe some labels are best left in the closet.
也许当我们为给人贴上标签的时候 Maybe when we label people
新娘 新郎 老公 老婆 已婚 单身 Bride. Groom. Husband. Wife. Married. Single...
我们忘记了摘下标签去观察他们的本质了 We forget to look past the label to the person.
-真好喝 -我们以前为什么戒酒了呢 -This is delicious. -Why did we ever stop drinking these?
因为别人都开始了 Because everyone else started.
姜是老的辣 酒是陈的香啊 Well, that one's an oldie but goodie.
说到老姜陈酒... And speaking of an oldie but goodie...
-生日快乐 -生日快乐 -Happy birthday. -Happy birthday.
等等 等等 生日蛋糕 Wait, wait, wait. a toast.
祝萨曼莎 To Samantha.
天命之年 风韵犹存 Fifty and fabulous.
为我们.. To us...
也为下一个天命之年 and the next 50.
为下一个天命之年 To the next 50.
就在那里 在女孩们缘分开始的城市... And there, in the same city where they met as girls...
四个纽约女人进入了她们生命中全新阶段 four New York women entered the next phase of their lives...
从头到脚都沉浸在"爱"里 dressed head to toe in love.
而"爱"是唯一一个 And that's the one label...
永远也不会落伍的品牌 that never goes out of style.